Nothing like ass jokes to get the conversation going.
Interesting things to stick up someone else's ass. Or your own for that matter, if you like that sort of thing.
1. Yourself. There are those who seem to be disappearing up their own asses.
2. A flashing light. ( Insert joke here )
3. A mobile phone on vibrate. "I fell in the shower and for some reason my dog had dragged it in there and I must've fallen awkwardly 'cos now its stuck there." -Darwin Awards
Please keep 'em coming.
My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?