They're decent... I laughed a few times.
On a side note, to make them better, USE PROPER GRAMMAR!!!! I absolutely detest "should of". The word is "should've", a contraction between should and have. "Should of" makes no sense. This also goes for "would of" and "could of" too. Thank you.
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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive