On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me by kaufman 11-29-01

An orange and white kitty.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me by kaufman 11-29-01

Two Asian girls and an orange and white kitty.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me by kaufman 11-29-01

Three pink donkeys, two Asian girls, and an orange and white kitty.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me by kaufman 11-29-01

Four mohing skulls, three pink donkeys, moh. moh. two Asian girls, and an orange and white kitty. moh. moh.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me by kaufman 11-29-01

Five wirthling heads, four mohing skulls, three pink donkeys, two Asian girls, and an orange and white kitty.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

YAY!

Only 14 years to go!

Christmas Eve, 2016 by kaufman 11-05-01

Chaos at the North Pole tonight when one of Santa's reindeer snapped and went on a shooting spree. Donner, Comet and 16 Elves are dead. Vixen and Prancer were seriously wounded. Santa is making his run with a skeleton crew of Cupid, Blitzen, Rudolph and Dasher. The crazed reindeer is believed to be heavily armed, and flying in the direction of former child star Billy Mumy's house. DANCER! DANCER, WILL ROBINSON!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This is funny

Is it wrong to love Kaufman?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Only during "naked time".

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"