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cabal
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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If giant monsters ate corpses out of coffins like we eat peanuts out of peanut shells. Just imagine a giant monster opening a bag of corpses freshly dead in their salty coffins.

The monster would pick one up and lick the outside of the coffin, then perhaps snap open the coffin with it's teeth and hold the coffin upside down over it's mouth so the corpse would then fall into it's hungry mouth to be chewed up and swallowed.

Of course Morticians would have to salt the bodies as well as make them look pretty for the mourners. Not to mention having to exhume the bodies from the graves in order to ship them to the packaging plant where human corpses in coffins would be treated like nothing more important then a generic junk food item for monsters.

12-16-02 3:53am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Wouldn't it be scary if you shut up?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

12-16-02 4:25am (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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I'm more scared of that chef scene in The Little Mermaid. *shudders*

12-16-02 8:01am (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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The chef scene is nothing compared to when Ursula becomes a topless dancer.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

12-16-02 1:33pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everybody with a really stupid idea had to study language, history, math and science for 12 years before they were allowed to tell anybody what it is?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

12-16-02 4:14pm (new)
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Mr_Jass
Stripcreator Regular

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History?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

12-16-02 4:16pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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Herstory!

12-16-02 4:29pm (new)
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Mr_Jass
Stripcreator Regular

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Who cares whose story it is?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

12-16-02 4:47pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Fredstory.

12-17-02 10:21am (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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Neverending Story!

12-17-02 11:39am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Na na na na, na na na na, na na naaa....

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Dad was flammable

12-17-02 12:24pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Hey Jude!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

12-18-02 11:07am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Wouldn't it be cool if the government employed zombie soldiers?

No, wait, it wouldn't. Because zombies walk at like, .00001mph.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

12-22-02 6:21am (new)
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