Not make this a chorus of redunancy, but I feel the same way about the 'teen-speak.' It's annoying to read, and undermines the credibility of the comic by making it seem amateurish. Additionally, it asks the viewer to put too much effort into it as we have to translate it as we go along. Though this might work in small doses to make a point, with well over 100,000 comics on the site, using this kind of shorthand language makes you blend in with the thousands of mildly-to-seriously retarded comics here.
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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.