Untitled by Montross 12-20-02

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

.........meh?............

Bad comic. You should've picked this one, it's much better:

Santa meets T-Rex by Montross 12-20-02

Late one Christmas eve... Merry Christmas, Dinosaur! What the fuck?? I existed in the late Triassic! You're a mythical elf based on a minor saint of the middle ages! And I'm drinking coffee! And how do I even fit in this house! And how are you the same size as me! I'm supposed to be 40 ft. from head to tail! Well, Christmas is a magical time... This world really needs another asteroid collision.

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....moh?....

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I saw another comic with the snowman-gone-to-Hell theme, and I'd like to ask, WHY do snowmen go to Hell? What have they done? What CAN they do? Why do we send to Hell these poor people who were forced to walk the Earth for the amusment of our children? Where is the justice?

I think the Santa meets T-rex comic would have been better if T-rex wouldn't have said anything in the third panel.

It's still funny though.

And the line "Snowmen are like real men - they're sinners" is hilarious. Hear that somewhere or did you make that up?

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Same reason Canadians go to Florida, I'd imagine.

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Race you to 1250, Oh kaufman, My kaufman.

I thought Canadians went to Florida for the same reason people jump out of burning highrises.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I agree.

It was still funny, as you said, obi.

I also agree about the title being hilarious. We are on the same wavelength obi...strange

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I agree the T-Rex and Santa one was better, and originally T-Rex didn't say anything in the last panel so I guess I should have stuck with that. But snowmen go to hell for myriad reasons, mainly because being made of snow they can't accept Jesus into their lives and be saved so they are cast into the pit for all eternity like they deserve. Plus they enjoy it too much when children touch them.

The burning question answered: Why snowmen go to Hell. by Montross 12-21-02

Only if you except me into your life will you be saved from the fiery pit. Fiery pit? Man, I'd like to avoid that! Too bad my mouth doesn't work or I'd confess my faith. All done with my snowman! Oh man, that was hot! The carrot being shoved in always does it for me. Oh yeah? I always liked that too, except they'd shove the carrot up my- That's great, could we talk about something else?

Ah, that clears it up. :-)

But regarding this comic, the first panel seemed a bit wordy (although I can't say that I could convey the idea in less words).

The second panel is nice, and I guess you have to assume that the snowman has some kind of carrot-up-the-nose fetish.

That third panel is perfect though. :-) Well, 'cept maybe for the fact that the snowman talks, but it's easily overlooked.

Anyway, good comic. I like this one the most so far.

No Hell by kaufman 12-21-02

December 24 December 25 December 26

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Jennifer Connelly has pretty breasts.

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I assumed the snowman could talk now because he was dead and in the afterlife. I guess that was just me though.

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That's perfectly correct, Punkrockskaboy. I see I'm not the only one who took a course in Metaphysics and their Effect on Snowmen studies at community college.