Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

stripcreator forums
Jump to:

Stripcreator » Read My Damn Comics » Christmas Conspiracy

Author

Message

punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

Member Rated:

There will be more to this series, I just have to go now. A little fun for Christmas:
Clark's Revenge #! by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
HAHAHA!!! This is the year I finally capture my arch-enemy!!
and who might that be?
SANTA CLAUS!!!
DUDE! Your arch-enemy is santa? That is fucked up.
We have been at war for years...every year he sneaks into my house, eats MY fucking cookies, wakes me up with his stupid reindeer, and I have to clean their shit off the lawn!
I don't even know where to begin telling you how stupid you are.

Clark's Revenge #2 by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
How can one little, fat, old man cause so much pain?
Santa is good and jolly, not evil.
That's what he WANTS you to think. You have shown your ignorance, my friend.
What about the presents?
A simple decoy. He is trying to turn the world against me!
Dude, don't YOU get presents?

Clark's Revenge #3 by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
Not since I hung a santa figure off the roof by a christmas light noose.
You actually did that??
Yeah, it was a message to him and his little elf minions.
When was this?
When I was seven.
A little too much television when you were younger?

Clark's Revenge #4 by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
My plan has come to fruition!!
Please elaborate, I am DYING to hear this.
Walk with me friend.
You will notice that the tree is in MY bedroom this year, thus allowing me to catch santa off gaurd. When he breaks into my house THIS year, I will be waiting for him...
That is sick dude. Besides, Santa isn't even real.

Clark's Revenge #5 by punkrockskaboy
12-20-02
Also a myth...santa is REAL and I will prove it to you when I have him shackled to my basement wall.
We shall see.
Yes we shall!! The day is coming my friend.
Tomorrow, if I know my holidays
Yes, tomorrow. Tomorrow SANTA WILL BE MINE!!
You are seriously making me doubt your sanity.

[Click to view comic: 'Clark's Revenge #6']
[Click to view comic: 'Clark's Revenge #7']

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

12-20-02 3:53pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

Member Rated:

mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh.

12-20-02 4:13pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Devin
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

itsclark's revenge?

See, I told you guys he'd snap one day if you kept slipping laxatives into his coffee!

12-20-02 4:51pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


itsclark
Bar Room Superman

Member Rated:

It must be a different Clark. I'm never that upbeat around the holidays.

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

12-21-02 5:29am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info

Stripcreator » Read My Damn Comics » Christmas Conspiracy


reload page with comics

Jump to:

Post A Reply


stripcreator
Make a comic
Your comics
Log in
Create account
Forums
Help
comics
Random Comic
Comic Contests
Sets
All Comics
Search
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
Brad Sucks