|
punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet
Member Rated:

|
There will be more to this series, I just have to go now. A little fun for Christmas:
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| HAHAHA!!! This is the year I finally capture my arch-enemy!! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
 | |  |
| DUDE! Your arch-enemy is santa? That is fucked up. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| We have been at war for years...every year he sneaks into my house, eats MY fucking cookies, wakes me up with his stupid reindeer, and I have to clean their shit off the lawn! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| I don't even know where to begin telling you how stupid you are. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| How can one little, fat, old man cause so much pain? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Santa is good and jolly, not evil. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| That's what he WANTS you to think. You have shown your ignorance, my friend. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| A simple decoy. He is trying to turn the world against me! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Dude, don't YOU get presents? | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Not since I hung a santa figure off the roof by a christmas light noose. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Yeah, it was a message to him and his little elf minions. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
 | |  |
| A little too much television when you were younger? | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| My plan has come to fruition!! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Please elaborate, I am DYING to hear this. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| You will notice that the tree is in MY bedroom this year, thus allowing me to catch santa off gaurd. When he breaks into my house THIS year, I will be waiting for him... | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| That is sick dude. Besides, Santa isn't even real. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Also a myth...santa is REAL and I will prove it to you when I have him shackled to my basement wall. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Yes we shall!! The day is coming my friend. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Tomorrow, if I know my holidays | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Yes, tomorrow. Tomorrow SANTA WILL BE MINE!! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| You are seriously making me doubt your sanity. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
[Click to view comic: 'Clark's Revenge #6']
[Click to view comic: 'Clark's Revenge #7']
--- Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot
Cash flow: a little
|