HAHAHA!!! This is the year I finally capture my arch-enemy!!
and who might that be?
SANTA CLAUS!!!
DUDE! Your arch-enemy is santa? That is fucked up.
We have been at war for years...every year he sneaks into my house, eats MY fucking cookies, wakes me up with his stupid reindeer, and I have to clean their shit off the lawn!
I don't even know where to begin telling you how stupid you are.
