This woman goes into a diner and orders eggs benedict. The waitress brings the food out, served on a hubcap. The woman says, "Um, miss. Why is my breakfast being served to me on a hubcap?"

And the waitress sings,

"Oh, there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise..."

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Unuunggnungn!!!!!! .... I just shit my pants.

I just shit in your pants too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just shit in your pants too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Twice.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You give the bestest presents!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That one left a dent in my funny bone.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That was evil and wrong.

Funny, though.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

quote:

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This woman goes into a diner and orders eggs benedict. The waitress brings the food out, served on a hubcap. The woman says, "Um, miss. Why is my breakfast being served to me on a hubcap?"

And the waitress sings,

"Oh, there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise..."

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No! It really happened!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Frayed knot.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I should've done this sooner.

[Click to view comic: 'A strip I'm going to post whenever a joke makes me groan']

Finaly.

Now all we need is a thread nazi to put an end to this madness.

And while we're on the subject of stinkers, this has to be the most shameless headline I've seen in a long time.

(You may need to "register" with their spamworks to see the article; just say you're female, born in 1926, and have a far-away zip code. That's what I did.)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Merry Christmas.

*end thread*

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

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And while we're on the subject of stinkers, this has to be the most shameless headline I've seen in a long time.

(You may need to "register" with their spamworks to see the article; just say you're female, born in 1926, and have a far-away zip code. That's what I did.)

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I just shit on your head.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Hey, Kaufman! Thot you might appreciate this:

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I now use the History Channel as fodder for my humor.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

How are blowjobs like eggs Benedict?

They're both great, but you can't get them at home.

Haw haw haw.

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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How are blowjobs like eggs Benedict?

They're both great, but you can't get them at home.

Haw haw haw.

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You always are.

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What others say about boorite!