I'm not going to lie to you. My comic sucks ass. It involves an only semi-coherent plot, the characters of which are SuPo posters from a site you've probably never heard of, and even they would hate it. Don't read this shit, it's a waste of time.

But if you decide to go against all common sense, you may read it here: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=BDD

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I was always under the impression that if you did something embarrassing, it was best not to tell anyone.

*shrugs*

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I need to either stop masturbating or stop wearing black.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Sounds good to me.

Boinky...nothing is a waste of Tim. Tim can be used for anything.

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If you play the CD in a completely empty room, I would say that that would be a waste of Tim. Unless you were taping it.

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I has a flavor!

Leave Tim out of this.

Razzle Dazzle Drazzle Drone... time for this one to come home...

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I has a flavor!

Nipple Nipple , Tweak Tweak - Fly, Fly, Fly!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

They call me Tim.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Who is "they"?

A post of this kind is rather like signaling "Don't look at us, we're not here" in semaphore.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Wait, I think I have the perfect comic to describe this situation:

[Click to view comic: 'When you say your comics suck...']

That comic sucked, Devin.

Yeah, it fuckin sucked. Of course, this could be reverse psychology. Or my reverse psychology statement may be reverse psychology...you will never know...or will you? Because THAT, my friend, oh yes, could be reverse psychology.

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What?

He just called you a two-cent whore, boinky! You gonna take that from him?

A single person has put me in their favorites, besides my friend who I told to. This was a smashing success. Why, I'll be the next kaufman in...oh...10,000 years.

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Good for you. Here's a toffee.

*growls like a hungry beast*
*gobbles up tasty treat*

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I wouldn't accept stuff from boinky if I were you. Rumor has it that he doesn't wash his hands after he masturbates.

That's because I don't use my hands.

Yeah, he covers his dick in hot toffee and...umm, BDD...think twice before eating that tof...oh, too late.

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SHIT!!!!! I AM SOILED!

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