it's even funnier when you know (as Kramer apparently does) that "Geil" roughly means "horny" in german.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

CC162: The greatest hit(s) of Paul Young by lara7 12-31-02

Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Every time you go away you take... uh oh.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

cc162 - Ferris Bueller's other day off by kramer_vs_kramer 12-31-02

Zzzzzzz

Luka Round , Watt Do You C? by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-31-02

My name is Luka I live on the second Floor I live upstairs from you .... yes youve probably seen me before. At 3:30 this morning , shooting your boyfriend with a beretta. Come with me miss.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Did Kaufman Make Puns in the 80's? by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-31-02

Dude , that is one helluva vehicle. Ive never seen anything like it. Ya man. Dis be mah wheels. You like? Its gone from red to blue to green to yellow to purple ... thats amazing. Yah man. It be bangin , yah? What make is it? Dis me Car, mah Chameleon.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Miami Viceroy by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-31-02

Dude, those two hot chicks over there, i think we should adopt a new approach when hitting on them Such as? Well , i could be Crockett, you could be Tubbs, and we could do the old "Miami Vice" thing. So youll bed all the good looking chicks, and ill spend most of my life in the office getting yelled at by the chief? Not every plan has two upsides you know. Theres an upside coming at your head right about now ...

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Iced-T by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-31-02

You dont have to be beatiful , to turn me on , i just need your body baby, from dusk till dawn. Nope. Erm , Like a Virgin , touched for the very first time , like a viiiirgin , let your heart beat , next to mine. Nope. Get it right next time, or im issuing the ticket. Ok , its been 18 years , ive forgotten the lyrics. Theyre not hard Ice. You just shout "Im a Muthafucking Cop Killa" a lot.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 162 Complient Yes, But Is It Funny? by ArtemisStrong 12-31-02

Are you ready for the pony, girls? The ride, ride, fast ride pony, girls? I'm feeling too romantic. I'm getting kinda' frantic. I'll be quiet as a mouse. We are women without any faults. No one is ready for the sex, girls.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

CC 162: Punjab Was A Pimp, Yo. by ArtemisStrong 12-31-02

Droppin' some of the hottest verses Warbucks's evah heard. Cotton blankets. Empty bellies. From the dope spot. Santa we never see. Santa Claus? What's that, who's he? Stay real jiggy-jiggy. This be Kris to the Kringle up on this track givin' a big North Pole shoutout to all my elvies workin' da assembly line dis year. Shiiiit, St. Nick up in this shit n' shit here, fo' sho'!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Oh, I don't need to finish it. That's the point!

And citing "Kissing with Confidence?" My hat goes off to you!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sting is watching YOU by Juanwalez 12-31-02

o/` Every step you take, every move you make.... o/` o/` I'll be watching you o/` Man, I fucking love this telescope.

Haven't You Ever Attached a Generator to Your Plow? by kaufman 12-31-02

It was brave of you to run this contest. Just judging for compliance must give you headaches. What do you mean? It's pretty straightforward -- just reference 80s music. But remember, Australia is so many time zones ahead of us, their 80s were much earlier. DexX can submit an entry quoting Tony Orlando and Dawn. Hmmm, I hadn't thought of that ... On the other hand, the Amish are so behind the times, a submission from them citing N' Sync will be too pre-80s. I bet you'll be judging till Tuesday! *sigh* ... Wait a minute, Amish don't have electricity!

You think I'm kidding? It's next year Down Under!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

New Wave Faves by itsclark 12-31-02

Remember those great hits from the 80's? They're back and better than ever on this four CD collection! These are the heart-felt songs that touched your soul and formed the soundtrack of your memories! Songs like "She Bop" and "I Want Candy".

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'll give the Australians "My Sharona," but that's about it. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Ah... Ha. by itsclark 12-31-02

Take... On... Me... Take... Me... On... I'll... Be... Gone...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

80's Town by itsclark 12-31-02

If you wanna find all the cops, They're hanging out in the donut shop! Thanks! Excuse me Officer... Do you wear your sunglasses at night So you can, So you can, See the light that's right before your eyes?  ??

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Clarence and Anita: The Early Years by kaufman 12-31-02

Want to come over to my place Friday night? Oh no, Clarence. I know you by now. You just want to sexually harass me again. Nonsense! I've seen the error in my ways. I just want to cook you dinner. Really? Well, ok, then. What are you making? It's an old family recipe. I call it The Curly Souffle. POLICE!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Here's a little something:

CC: 162 Exchange Student by naz_ghul 12-31-02

Take on me. Take me on. Ah ha! Take on me. No, take me on. Take on me. Fuck, she is never going to learn proper grammar.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Here's another one of dubious quality:

CC: 162 Three Moments of Stupidity by naz_ghul 12-31-02

Game Show You can't start a fire . . . uh, I know this. You can't start a fire without a spark, dimwit! Shooting Range Do you rent firearms? This gun's for hire. Night Club Even if we're just dancing in the dark? Even if.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Since everyone else is picking (brilliantly) on a-ha, I might as well add my treatment.

And Then She Said, "It's Time for Ed" by kaufman 12-31-02

Take me on! I always thought Plan 9 was an awful movie, but this version with the dialogue redone by a-ha is great! I know. I can't believe it! Now the vision of this film is clear, like it never was in the original. I hear other Scandanavian artists are going to do the same thing. Abba's redubbing The Creeping Terror. This has Oscar written all over it. All I can say is, isn't it good, Norwegian Wood! Take on me!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Make the bad man stop . . .

CC: 162 The Comic Formerly Known as Funny by naz_ghul 12-31-02

Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold . . . I think you should take your blouse off . . . I can't believe he just said that. Maybe you're just like my mother, she's never satisfied. *pant* *pant* Oh . . God . . . yes! Never . . . stop . . . fucking me!! Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like, when doves cry . . . *sniff*

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Entry #2

CC 162: Public Service Announcement by punkrockskaboy 12-31-02

C'mon man, just give me back my crutches, I need them to get around Hahaha...how'd you break your leg anyway? Well, see, I wanted to look cool for my date... Yeah? and, to make a long story short, I wore my sunglasses at night and crashed my motorcycle into a buick. Fuckin retard

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Yes, I know this comic sucks. But I love the title.

Martha Quinn, Medicine Woman by kaufman 12-31-02

Open wide, and say "a-ha." Take one of these pills at breakfast, two at dinnertime, and two before going to bed. That's five pills in toto. I believe the clinical term is "diarrhea," not "the go-gos". I've found out why you bleed so much. It's a rare condition called soft cell. There's hardly a need for a paternity test. It's not uncommon for two dark-haired people to be the parents of a blondie. Congratulations, it's a girl, the newest entry into the human league.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This one's brilliant.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

That one has to win, or there is no justice in the world.

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...