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Billiam40
Stripcreator Newbie
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Find a child today, smile at him,
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take him into your arms, ruffle his hair
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Then say: “Boy, your parents died in a car accident.â€
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It’s not that movies are too violent, its that they’re not too graphic
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Sure its all fine and good that you shot the guy in the head with your .45, but where’s the closeup of his bullet-impacted skull? Where’s the sea of blood on the floor? Where are the brains?
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C’mon Hollywood, show our five-year-olds what it’s really like to kill.
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As long as I live, I shall never forget Trudie, the love of my life who worked in the local Dollar General
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| Ah sweet checkout clerk flower of bargain prices and value.... | |
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I will always remember the way her skin hung loosely from her neck
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| And oh those pointsetta tattoos, and that lucky charms wristwatch.... | |
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I asked her to run away with me, but she just scowled and croaked 'have a nice day, SIR'
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| Now, I live in eternal shadow... | |
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Sometimes at night I stare out at the sky and I can just feel this vast universe teeming with life...
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I can almost hear everyone's thoughts, I feel that someone, somewhere is looking up at the sky thinking the same thing as I am...
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Then I remember that I have a screaming case of The Clap and I go back home to writhe in agony
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Make your own original comics based on the Deep Thoughts of Jack Handey. Show 'em here.
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