Right, the funniest comic I will ever write is here:

Potential and Reality defined by jes_lawson 1-11-03

Hey Dad! What's the difference between Potential and Reality? Why don't you go and ask your big sister if she'll fuck Brad Pitt for a million quid, son? Hey Sis! Would you fuck Brad Pitt for a million quid? Hell, YES I would! And I'd blow him off for another million! I've got it, Dad! Potentially we're looking at two million quid. In Reality my sister's a fucking slag. Damn straight son. Think I'm still living with you guys for your mum's cooking?

I don't know how to post an image. Ridicule me all you want...

The rest are hit-and-miss, unless you are a fan of Newman and Baddiel, or surreal self-referential humour, or some sort of mentalist.

Toodles,

JTM

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEM!

Ta.

The davis comics are practiced.

NB: Slang translation - practiced == well good, funny, thought out, sound, made lol spluttering noise at cowboy/asian girl strip.

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History Today is always good.

Ha ha ha!

It was a rip-off but had to be done, like! I feckin loved that stuff!

Ha ha ha!

Cheers, pal.

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Second only to "M.Khan is bent"

It was the way they [Newman Baddiel] re-used jokes and referenced themselves that made it so fucking funny. When the aliens land and the guy says he is M.Khan, and they go " Cheerio!" Laughed till half-term! Thems were days...

I might go somewhere with the History Today owl and dinosaur; it's still a rip-off, but at the least, it makes me laugh

Niddrie.

People. Don't know what we're on about? Go here to see who I've ripped off:

http://www.micaelita.com/historytoday/main.shtml

Bloody Genius. And it's in RealAudio as well.

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I don't have time right now, so I just read the one you posted. Outstanding. 8)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

No problemo, your time is your own. Thanks for reading.

Any recommendations for anyone else who I should read?

I'm bored of hitting the random button and getting a comic which is just a projection of the authors pathetic love life. Or some weird shite about graviton generators.

Anyway,

JTM

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That's what favorites lists are for. Find someone you like, then read the people they like. It's not a wholly accurate method, but it probably beats hitting the random button. Although I will say that if you stick with the random method for long enough, you'll probably find a few gems who you'd never have found any other way.

As for your comics, I've only read a few so far, but they seem good.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I have only been using SC for a month and a lot of my stuff is throwaway gash. But it makes me laugh. Hopefully in future it will make other people laugh :-)

Again, thanks.

Any favourites I've got on my list has been through trawling through the reams of 2 or 3 comic jerks-who-don't-come-bACK. and finding the good 'uns - more often the links are good when you find a good author.

I agree, favourite lists are good. Ta.

JTM

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You've got some good ones there. I especially liked

Being, nothingness and eh-oh! by jes_lawson 12-18-02

Hey there Suzy, what's new with you? Death and entropy are inescable. From the moment we are born we must live with the reality that all that surrounds us will wither and decay until nothing remains. It is inevitable Where did you get those ideas from? Teletubbies. There's nothing more depressing than watching a kid chase ducks around a farm. Twice.

The baby in the sun is the stuff of nightmares.

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Aw man, that was a throw away!

I once said that the Teletubbies took their orders from a giant shining face which smiled all the time and spouted infatile babble. Tony Blair sued me for slander. Scary, scary stuff.

Laa-Laa was round ours once? Got her pissed on Toilet Duck. Got a blow and saw an unofficial series of Seinfeld. Kramer goes postal. Shoots that fat guy right though the nuts. Word.

Seriously, Dipsy's antics make me crease meself. The guy's on pills!

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Well this is one way of getting attention! Post to your own thread! Doesn't make the comics any funnier.

Only comes with time that, eh?

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