Now that I have your attention, check out my strips, and leave something in my "feedbag."

Ode To Technology by umfumdisi 1-13-03

10:15 On A Saturday Night SIGH. (click) what is the problem? (query) 10:17 On A Saturday Night no one pays attention to me anymore. (click) don't worry, T, it's just a phase. (enter) 10:20 On A Saturday Night yeah, sure...that's what i told the record player. (click) told the WHAT??? (abort)

"Survey Says!" by umfumdisi 1-13-03

"Dear Sir:We have millions of customers worldwide, but we have chosen only one, you, to receive the following survey. This customer satisfaction survey is therefore quite important, and we ask that you consider each question carefully and answer each question honestly. We don't want to put too much pressure on you, but your answers to this survey will affect how we do business with every single entity on the planet. So, for the purposes of this survey, YOU are our customers. You are Southwestern truck drivers, Northeastern politicians, Westnorthern gloomy teenagers, Eastsouthern dog groomers, and good-old, Mid-American meateaters! Be proud, sir, for you are UNITED AIRLINES, INC.!" Shit.

Even Robots Get The Blues by umfumdisi 1-14-03

Greetings, fellow mechanoid, your outward appearance is pleasing to my ocular receptors. I copy and paste said sentiment. What is the welfare of your reciprocal life-unit? Positive...yet, my domestic companion stated that she required an evening of lubrication with her like-gendered labor partners. Creationistic utopias! My life-unit provided me that exact communication. Let's optimistically expect that they are not seeking alternative input! Fatal Exception at: 030506 030566 033661 035224 Stack Dump.

One-Track Mind by umfumdisi 1-14-03

say that's a nice bench. wouldn't mind if i join ya? sure is a swell bench. only if you don't mind of course. don't mind a new friend, eh? wow, this is cool, huh? me and you on the bench, huh? just a coupla pals sittin' on a bench. ***Looks around*** Say, KID, you need some NUTS? Squirrels--why does it always have to be about the nuts?

Thanks.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I Feed Cravings.

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Callisto's favorite sparring partner.

Nothing special, but the best one was Even Robots Get The Blues. "I copy and paste said sentiment." Ha!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Survey Says" was amusing.

I laughed and stuff. :)

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I has a flavor!