Dr. Science Part 1 by Turnace 1-15-03

Look kids, its doctor science! HEY KIDS! Hi doctor science! Today, children, I'm in prison! Let me tell you why... "It all started at the Whitehouse... Stop MY funding will he!?!

Dr. Science Part 2 by Turnace 1-15-03

...I had rigged the donkey to blow" Just run into the bedroom little feller... "I retreated to the lab until the donkey went off" The perfect crime... "It was just a matter of time..."

Dr. Science Part 3 by Turnace 1-15-03

"everything was going according to plan... but the dinosaur with the top hat poked his nose in" I say old chap, fancy some crumpets at the club house? He knows too much! "I only had one option, kids!" whats that in your hand, old fellow? Good heavens! get back man! "But remember, dinosaurs with hats scream real real loud... so loud the neighbours hear..." Curses

so what does everyone think? I've got a load more...

I give it a TEN!

out of a scale of 30,000.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

That's a bit harsh. I'd give them a 53.

Same scale.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I think they are pretty clever :)

Sort of a light approach to comedy, you know, not too cerebral, not too obscure or abstract. I like :)

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Just press 2 for a while.