we are allowed to put *ahem* bad language in our strips right. and dont call me stupid. i only just found this place.

stop it i can hear you.

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nooooo not the beaver!

THE DEVIL RIDES AGAIN. by redbrute 5-17-01

Erm, excuse me, could you help me at all? Some cunt's just nailed me upon high. Well seeing as your gonna burn like the rest of these God fuckers, I'll see what I can do... Oi you wretched slut, do me a favour would you and suck off Jesus before he croaks it and when you've finished I'll slice your tits off and wear them on my head. Er ok then how much are you gonna pay me? I'll PAY your arse'ole a little visit with my fucking trident you pig-fucking slut, Now stop pulling my Devil-cock and start drinking God seed!!!! Your a right cunt, you know that? A RIGHT FUCKING CUNT!

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What others say about boorite!

fucking shit!!!!!! by boinky33 9-17-02

You fucking fucker! I'll fucking fuck you up so fucking bad that your fucking head will fucking spin until it fucking falls off, you fuck! Then I'll shit in your mouth until you throw up and then I'll make you shit on the barf and eat the shit that is on the shit you ate and force you to watch me rape your mother! Truely inspiring wedding vows.

Damn, boinky... that's a good comic. The punchline could've been more eloquent, but eh. It's still pretty good.

footwo, your comics aren't bad. Keep trying and we'll see if they cross the line to hilarious.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I can't believe you regulars missed the most obvious example... fuck!

when a man loevs a women by fuck 10-15-01

wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!! taht was sexaly satasfing that hurt now im all sore!! ! but i loved it reely

wyh i hate monkyman by fuck 10-16-01

helo im lame and i suck!! i dizzerve to be kileld! then ill kill you! howw do you liek that!! o but i was just jokeing!! hahaha now hes just a piel of ahshes FUCKING CUNT HA HA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCK AND YOURE FUCKING FAMILY TOO FUCKER

the mad mans hisstroy by fuck 10-27-01

no its that manniack who rape's pepel!! wait here me out i only rape pepel, be cuase i was abbused by my dad whhen i was a child, he use to fuck me up the ass thats such a sad story it brings teer's to my eys wel bend over bich cos this is reely goning to brigng teer's to youre eyes!!

And that's just a small sample. That also shows you people's tolerance for absurdly terrible spelling, which is good when you're too lazy to corect.

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...