Where's the fun in having a troll if you can't mollest it?

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

Don't call your sister a troll, that's mean.

It's her hair... so upright and irresisterable

that was deliberate

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

werd.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

"This is what should happen to gays"

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/2693201.stm

[b]"BULLETS NOT CUM"[/B]

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I think a banquet named "I'm a homophobe because I'm secretly gay" is a tad silly, noone would turn up. And if they did they'd all be looking shifty and a fight would surely break out.
And Zero'd be there in a skirt, gagging for it

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

No, the banquet is called "Annual Banquet of Homophobes Hoovering Each Other under the Table."

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What others say about boorite!

I call first dibs on making a comic about that!

then quit your jawin and make it.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

That would have made an interesting comic. Maybe in two parts. But it's been flagged.

Hmm... I wonder if there's anything in the chracter files resembling a flag...

Get away from my brain! My ideas, MINE!

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

Okay, I held dibs for WAY too long:

[Click to view comic: 'Banquet of homophobes hoovering each other under the table']

And it's not even worth the wait. :-(

Your turns.

[Click to view comic: 'Banquet of homophobes']

Gay guys are fine. They reduce the competition for we straight guys. However, I cannot condone lesbians, as they turn my .000001% chance of scoring into a 0% chance.
That's just unacceptable.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Just the ones who are into their bodies. Others can be outright dumpy. I mean, look at Nathan Lane. Although he's cute in a panda bear sort of way.

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What others say about boorite!

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Gay guys are fine. They reduce the competition for we straight guys. However, I cannot condone lesbians, as they turn my .000001% chance of scoring into a 0% chance.
That's just unacceptable.

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Gay guys are fine.

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I knew you were bi! I knew it!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I am not! Does fucking Gabe up the ass while going down on Wirthling make me gay? NO.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And it certainly doesn't make him bi.

Oh hell no.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

For the most part, Stripcreator seems to attract intelligent, open-minded folk who are fond of a joke and like to push the envelope.
However, there is one drawback. Slackjawed morons are also fond of extreme jokes, even though they often miss the point entirely. This means, every-so-often we get arseholes like Zero (brains?) up there who are more bothered about what other people do in their bedrooms because nobody will fuck them anally or otherwise.

Zero look in the mirror before you go criticising that which you do not understand. And before you get more excited about it remember that you are in the 1% of the world's population that bats for the other team. The rest of that 1% will welcome you with open arms ( and arses, if you're lucky) if you just accept who you are and that you like the feeling of a good stiff cock right up your arse.

I'm sorry, was that a little too far?

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Zero has created a 2 line thread, and gained over 40 responses.

This one has been won by the Troll.

Remember Folks : DONT FEED THE TROLL.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Well, SORRY, next time we wanna have a discussion in a troll's thread, we'll start another.

My take on homosexuality

You know you want to read it :)

FU
www.AngerMisManagement.com

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For the most part, Stripcreator seems to attract intelligent, open-minded folk who are fond of a joke and like to push the envelope.
However, there is one drawback. Slackjawed morons are also fond of extreme jokes, even though they often miss the point entirely. This means, every-so-often we get arseholes like Zero (brains?) up there who are more bothered about what other people do in their bedrooms because nobody will fuck them anally or otherwise.

Zero look in the mirror before you go criticising that which you do not understand. And before you get more excited about it remember that you are in the 1% of the world's population that bats for the other team. The rest of that 1% will welcome you with open arms ( and arses, if you're lucky) if you just accept who you are and that you like the feeling of a good stiff cock right up your arse.

I'm sorry, was that a little too far?

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And all it took was a sledgehammer and two swings!