Read these....whore

they were alright...but not THAT funny. SLUT.

btw, that kaddar character you keep using as a woman...yeah it's a GUY.

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guy, woman, whatever. let's call it transgendered.

and i'm awesome in my own world

I don't think "fat" has to be one gender or the other.

In general, I liked your comics. The Santa's Closet ones were pretty good, although maybe a bit unrefined, and I also liked

Canaries suck by Melbatoast 10-27-02

tweet. thanks. I'll be here all week.

Curly by Melbatoast 1-01-03

I need to do something with my life

Untitled by Melbatoast 1-26-03

So, hey, Gena, wanna come to my Pampered Chef Party next week? Sure! I just love that stuff!! maybe I can squeeze $50 out of her what the FUCK am I DOING??? skank fuckin tupperware whore

and most of the others. Yay!

(Canaries suck might be your best.)

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Well, if it is a female, it is one FLATCHESTED woman.

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Manboobs!

I always thought "fat" was a woman, too. It's the hair. Perhaps Kaddar could clear this up?

What the hell are you talkin about? I said flatchested.

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Some people just like to shout "manboobs" for no reason. It doesn't have to be on topic.

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Damn right!

Manboobs!

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I just thought I'd post that because boinky said he wouldn't be around for a few days. I'm filling in.

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The bird just makes you want to do strips like that.

Jonathan Livingston Grackle by boorite 11-05-02

Look at the way I glide. Caught on the wind's lazy tide. Sweetly how it sings! Rally each heart at the sight of your silver wings. Alright, that's IT! I have put up with your crappy singing until now, but Neil Diamond? That's going TOO FAR! And be sure to tip your waitress!

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I see what you mean.

Misadventures of a Perch-Up Comic by kaufman 1-31-03

I just flew in from Chicago, and boy, are my wings tired. Tough crowd.

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Canary comedy hour by boorite 1-31-03

But seriously, folks, any cats in the crowd tonight? Meow! Say, you look like the cat that ate... me! Ha!

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In This Corny! by kaufman 1-31-03

So anyway, you know how there's always one twig in your nest that is darker than the re... Hey, what are you doing up here? You're coming with me. Ain't he great? Let's hear it for the new featherweight boxing champion of the world!

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Read Kaufman's and my damn comics.

Observational humor by boorite 1-31-03

Hey guys, ever noticed how the gals go nuts for fast-frequency modulated syllables? Well, they do.

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H4w!

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Oh, I'm around. I'm just not going to at the forums as much.