Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual
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I did a few comics on Catholicism once. I spent 4 years in Catholic school, and I don't think the basics of the religion are hard to understand. All the crazy minutia you have to do to avoid hell isn't so easy, but who cares?
"The basics," by the way are, "There are a bunch of crazy minutia that will send you to hell."
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| The pope is the leader of our religion, and as such, is infallible. | |
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| ...in the name of the father, the son, and Roy Orbison -- wait, I mean the holy ghost. | |
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| Well, I guess that blows a hole in your little theory. | |
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| You can't dismiss the pope just because he made a recitation error. He's still infallible. | |
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| How can he be infallible if he made a mistake? | |
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| "Infallible" in the Roman Catholic definition means, "Incapable of error in expounding doctrine on faith or morals," not just any mistake. | |
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| So, you see, by that definition, the pope is still infallible. | |
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| Oh, I see. In that case, I hereby define you to be a turkey sandwich. Just sit still while I grab a beer and devour you. | |
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| Darn it, stop arguing. The pope is infallible, and that's that! | |
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| "Pater Noster, qui est in --" *pthsltlptlt* "Aw, crap." | |
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| I think you mean "incontinent." | |
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| I don't understand how you Catholics can be against abortion AND contraception? How do you justify that? | |
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| Well, son, it's a matter of moral choice... | |
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| It's also a matter of the multi-billion dollar underground baby-selling businesses we run. | |
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| God sent dreams to Joseph, sent plagues to Egypt and a friggin' burning bush to Moses... if he's so almighty, why doesn't He just show up once in a while and just SAY it already! | |
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| Know what? You're a jerk. | |
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| Then again, subtlety does have its advantages. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Aw, C'mon. You Saw It Coming.']
--- "Old" is the old new.
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