Yeah, um, well I would but...
1. They don't make containers that big...
2. There's a ban on sending hazardous biological agents through the post...
3. I haven't got any left at the minute, though I believe my ex-girlfriend might have some hidden somewhere...
4. What would you do with it once you got it? Make a vast army of Jes_L clones? There's not enough VB in the world to fuel them all!
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Please replace the handset, and try again.