Boom Boom! Geddit? by jes_lawson 1-30-03

Hey you, you byatch pigfucker! Know what I'm gonna do? Fuck your grandad! Hell yeah! Then I'm gonna rape your sister and jizz in your girlfriend's ass! Then I'll shit in a bag and make her eat it! Damn! Hoi! You can't talk to me like that you car seat humping lump of ordance! Hell yeah, I just did, Grandad! I'm a dirty bomb!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I like it. The damn at the end of the second panel sealed it for me :)

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Sex Piano.

Haha! I beat that bomb to it. I ALREADY jizzed in Tripping's girlfriend's ass.

Oh, that WASN'T supposed to be tripping?? I withdraw the above statement in hopes that no repercussions come my way.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Dirty Bomb is going to turn into a feature methinks. As long as I survive Saturday. When I come back, I'll show you how to write your name in the mossy wall proper like...

"Hella YEHAA!"

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Dirty Bomb is going to turn into a feature methinks. As long as I survive Saturday. When I come back, I'll show you how to write your name in the mossy wall proper like...

"Hella sweet!"

Meantime...

Somebody set us up Da Bomb (1) by jes_lawson 1-31-03

Flashback: 6 months. A castle in Transylvania. Dirty Bomb! You are almost ready to be fulfil your purpose! Do you feel up to it? Your mum's what I feel! Ha ha! Seriously though I feel pretty fucking good. And so I should - I just came on the floor! Excellent! Soon I will unleash you on those idiots at Cambridge who turned me down years ago. Yeah, Doc! Fuck them! In the ear! We'll see who's touching who's genitals during interview now Mr. Head of Admissions Board! Hey Doc! What does a bomb have to do to get a beer and some cheap ass round here, eh?

Somebody Set Us Up Da Bomb (2) by jes_lawson 1-31-03

Yiah! Look out y'all muthafuckaz! I'm gonna bomb me some serious shit! I'm gonna be all like...Hell yeah! "Yo bitch! Let's go downtown and fuck! Then I'll be all like BOOM! Hella sweet! Damn! Fucking stupid Professor's better wheel me outta this lab and get me down the red light district fast! Bombs can go off prematurely too!

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