This thread is an old-fashioned thread for the purpose of posting comics and ridiculing wirthling's penis. It is not for contests, balloon fetishes, nude pics of Jillian Anderson or poetry (unless it's lewd).

Bunner is Clueless by gabe_billings 6-19-01

I'm all confused. I don't know what the hell's going on at Lowpass these days. Maybe it's just because you're old... Or it could have something to do with the drug and alcohol induced haze you live your life in, hippie! Pull your head out of the toilet and wake the fuck up! Thanks, Gabe. I knew you'd cheer me up. Say, I've got $20. Let's see if we can go get you one of those truck stop hookers.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Any sort of comic? Considering that I don't know you all well enough to put you in my strips yet, I'll just subject you to the results of my latest bout of insomnia. I struggled *way* too hard on this one before I realized that the looks on the crowd's faces said more than anything I could type in a though bubble...

Shocking Confessions #1 by Drexle 6-19-01

...And in that moment, I realized that necrophilia is more than just a hobby. It's a lifestyle.

I'm trying to decide whether the next shocking confession should be about canibalism, prostitution, or the size of wirthling's penis.

Meh, I went with none of the above... Last one for the day/night before I try to sleep... or something.

Shocking Confessions #2 by Drexle 6-19-01

Hey Skeletina, Did you see Britanny Spears' latest video? God, that girl makes me sick. Those "Beautiful People" only care about looking pretty and acting like whores! Actually Phantomina, I like her music. And really, we Goths can be just as superficial. .... .... .... What?

Not feeling too creative today, so here's an old one of mine I like.

Ignorance is Vomit you don't have to Throw UP by Ranma_X. 3-06-01

It always begins with a simple conversation Yo dawg. 'sup? Nutin much dawg. Just Chillin'. It then progresses onward... Dang, it be quiet 'round here yo. Yeah. We be alone, I think dawg. To its natural conclusion I so wanna have sex with you dawg. I so want you to have sex with me, dawg.

Ranma X.

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

Please note the authentic Cleveland and Central Ohio dialects.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The man that keeps SWEB going by skagg 5-26-01

Aww shit! I left the bathroom light on!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

the beginnings of a favorite style of mine

festering in the pool of darwinism by skagg 5-18-01

rhett, you stinky bastard, keep it in you own box! *pfft* can you blame me when i get THAT reaction?!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

What? Posting while smoking crack? :)

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or just cross-frame farting

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I was trying to find an old fart strip I did, when I realised it was not a fart strip at all but a coprophagia strip...

You _DO_ know what a coprophage is... right? by DexX 1-12-01

*nnnnggggghhh* Aaaahhhh... *shplatt!* Happy birthday, Mr Coprophage! For me? Oh, you shouldn't have!

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Speaking of faeces, another old one of mine...

Why conquer the world when you have the simple pleasures? by DexX 1-11-01

Not long after global nuclear war... Well, whaddaya know! Those science geeks were right. Humanity wiped itself out, and only we cockroaches are left! Excellent! Excellent? How? We will rebuild! The cockroach will become master of the earth! No more Raid! No more rolled-up newspaper! No more big heavy crushing shoes! But... but... What? All I want to do is roll around in faeces.

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This one says something or other.

Nine Billion Names of God? Piece of Cake! by kaufman 6-05-01

By my count, this comic strip creator program has 199 Characters and 47 Backgrounds. When you consider three balloon types -- dialogue, talk and none -- that makes 4,700,451,333,974,711,526,567 possible strips. Did you ever consider that your species' purpose on this earth might be to create all 4.7 sextillion strips? And that once that task is complete, the universe would be free to disappear? Come to think of it, our research shows that you perverts have already taken care of all 276,367,302,348,699,104,824 possible strips involving the donkey character! Nice going! Now quit reading this and get back to work!

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Wirthling's Dick, Jelly, and ObiJo by Spankling 6-19-01

You got anything on wirthling's dick? Why? Who you been talking to? It's this new thread. They want stuff on wirthling's dick. Oh! You mean like jelly, or cheese whiz? What? Obi walked out with all I had left. I'll go get more. (Man, when is it ever going to be MY turn?)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

How the hell did we all wind up hoovering condiments off Wirthling's surprise package?

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What others say about boorite!

It will take a lot of those little candy letters, but I am definitely putting that on my boss's birthday cake.

Anyway, I'm glad someone saw Maura as a femme fartale way before I did.

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What others say about boorite!

Just wanted to chuck this in.

Cheech and Dave by Spankling 6-18-01

Hello, this is Big Evil Dan and I just called to... Dave's not here, man. Not this again... Dave will be back later, man. Check back then. I'm Dan! D-A-N! Got that? I told you! Dave's not here, man!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And this.

Stray in School by Spankling 6-18-01

Fuck.... Bad news? Yeah. I can't read.

Sorry. Back to wirthling's dick.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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What others say about boorite!

boorite, you've been doing some good work with fruit lately...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He does some pretty amazing things with spikey cucumbers, too. But he charges quite a bit to watch.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Is this were we are keeping scatological humor?

A Night Game in Wrigleyville by Spankling 6-19-01

Fucking 13 innings! Damn do I need to piss. I'll never make the EL before I wiz my pants... There's a good spot! tsssssssssss... tsssssss... tsss... tsss... tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... tssss... tsss... ts... ts. Dum... de de dum... HEY!

Do they still play the blues in Chicago? When are those Chubs gonna go into June Swoon?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dandy.... Now I don't know what's going on in THIS thread, either.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

quote:

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Dandy.... Now I don't know what's going on in THIS thread, either.

Love,

bunner

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You don't say.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Eh, so I'm not always the sharpest knife in the drawer at 6 in the morning...