The United States and United Kingdom will bomb Iraq no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT, it will happen. Mark my words.

Why then would France, Germany, and Russia, DARE to oppose them?

It won't save their Oil.

The Uniteds don't need their help.

They couldn't wage a war against the Uniteds no matter HOW angry they became.

So why the HELL does France, Germany, and Russia, pretend like their fucking opinion MATTERS?

GIVE A CLUE GUYS, DESPITE YOUR POOR ATTEMPT TO SHOW SOME PRIDE AND INDEPENDANCE, YOU ARE OWNED.

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND THE UNITED KINGDOM OWN ALL OF YOU. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THEM, YOU WOULDN'T DARE TRY.

UNITED STATES UNITED KINGDOM > ALL OF YOU.

FOR YOUR SAKE: Stand back and let the world be policed by the richest, smartest, most diverse and most powerful countries in the world.

Thank you.

PS. Boycot French and German products.

:D

flame plz

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TIZYTEKIZID

*snicker*

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Your flame is lame and unworthy.

Please refer to jiggajizake's posts for my opinion about people who care about perfect spelling and gramar on internet chat forums.

Thank you.

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TIZYTEKIZID

Really bad reference.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Brad, hurry up and kick this post back where it belongs! I already dug tytekid's grave, right next to Zackstorm's!

Are we being hosted by AOL, now?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Is this the day when the special ed students get to go on the internet?

No one wants to make ONE comment about what I actually said?

Pussies.

I'm still waiting for a worthy flame you lazy bastards.

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TIZYTEKIZID

PS. Drave, I dug ALL of your graves.

And yes, I own the United States and the United Kingdom also. So pretty much, I own everything...and you're all l00sers.

Kthnxbye

$

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TIZYTEKIZID

hahahahahah omg so funny. I am laughing my ass off right now. lol
Omg so american. jebus...

roflmao..

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f u

Tytekid's posts may be our most embarassing export since Attack of the Clones.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

quote:

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PS. Drave, I dug ALL of your graves.

And yes, I own the United States and the United Kingdom also. So pretty much, I own everything...and you're all l00sers.

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My girlfriend came over tonight and she was wearing sexy French underwear.

I stabbed the bitch, stabbed her right in the head, cos I own her.

She shouldn't bother arguing, her opinion doesn't matter, she can't compete with the smartest, most diverse and more powerful sex.

MEN RULE!

flame plz

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

With all these graves being dug, it's a wonder the crust of the Earth doesn't just collapse.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, sweet mantle juice...

BTW, I 0WN 4LL Y0UR GR4V3Z!!!

Rot on the ground for all I care. I'm going for a nice lava swim.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Stripcreator seems to be a veritable troll-me-do!!!

I feel all three exclamation marks were necessary.

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Dad was flammable

This post is an insult to those of us who make up identities to post this kind of thing under. At least put some effort into it.

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What others say about boorite!

And yet... if you're really wondering what France and Germany have in mind (besides their perennial concern for international peace and love, as shown by European history), I'd say if I were France and Germany, and I wanted the oil, I'd be all for diplomacy, because that's what I'm good at. And if I were the US, I'd be all for violence, for the same reason. You play the hand you're dealt.

(Of course I don't mean the population of the US.)

It's like that Far Side cartoon where two bears are spying on some boy scouts and one bear is saying to the other, "Look at these claws! Look at these teeth! You think these are for eating nuts and berries?"

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What others say about boorite!

It's simple. France and Germany are the good cop, and the US and UK are the bad cop.

US: "Tell us where the weapons are, Iraq, or I'll bomb the crap out of you!"

France: "No, don't do it, US! We're still trying to pick up the pieces of the last country you bombed! Better tell him what he wants to know, Iraq!"

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I think the French are like Tim Curry from "Legend", the Germans are totally the dude who starred in "Herman's Head", the Brits are so 1970's era Julia Child, and the U.S. is BIGTIME John Boorman's film, "Zardoz".

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I think that France and Germany are the good cop, and the US and UK are the bad cop.

And I just know somebody is going to steal my idea.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

A nice theory, Bargaintuan, but I doubt it. Because France and Germany really do want to get the oil on favorable terms, which I believe they already are under current circumstances. That will all change if the US smashes up the place and takes over. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe France and Germany are sticking their necks out for all the right reasons.

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What others say about boorite!

Hah. The French haven't stuck their necks out since their Revolution.

Sacre Bleu!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

That's exactly what I was thinking except it should be Tim Curry from Home Alone 2.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My boss said that soon we are going to Iraq what was done to Ned Beatty in Deliverance.

He said this with a straight face and with out any sense of irony. I don't think he meant to imply we were inbred hillbillies with a taste for homoerotic violence.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Or that the UK will get our sloppy seconds.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."