Starts here.

Hope you get a giggle should you have time to read them.

Thanks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm sure men worldwide would be rejoicing in the street if such a programme existed.

Dude, I had a series in production called Vagina Auction. Thanks for ruining it for me and Fox. ;)

Seriously though, those are quite funny.

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I has a flavor!

Pretty good. I liked it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Quite funny, but I feel oddly depressed now.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

"The new Cadillac Escalade: If you can't afford one, you are of no importance and you will never have sex. Cadillac - Buy one or suck, loser boy."

I want that car!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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