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- "I'll put twenty bucks on red X."

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

"As you can see, the venom of the deadly Fer de Lance is being injected directly into my pre-frontal cortex and -- yes, the colors are quite brilliant now..."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"My optician uses some unorthodox methods"

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Larry would try almost anything to look like a unicorn.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

What's that? What's that? Is that a bee? Help me, I think there's a bee on my face. Where'd everyone go?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"Why pay millions for plastic surgery when you can lengthen your nose with the new, all-natural Snake Schnozzler?"

The perils of back-alley Botox substitutes.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

He couldn't decide which was worse, the fact that a snake had bitten him in the face or the fact that there was no denying it....he had a double chin.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

"When an eel bites your eye and you think you might die, that's a Moray."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Earl learned the hard way that not all animals are good at the doggy trick of retrieving snacks from his mouth.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Pervert.

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Why you should always wear your contacts when picking up something you THINK is your garden hose.

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I has a flavor!

Pwned.

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