And now, Time Life presents the Gulf War 2 series of tacky "hardcover" coffee table books for you and your family to enjoy, together...
"Daddy, why did the world end?"
Having trouble answering little Bobby's question? Then buy the new Time Life Gulf War 2 series of "high quality" books now at only $29.95 each and every month! Remember what our President for life Bush said right after 9/11 "Spend more and help our economy get back on her feet!". During this thirty seventh month of red alert status how else are you going to spend your time? It's not like you can go outside in case of terrorist attack! Be safe and BUY THIS SERIES OF BOOKS! Otherwise you are against us, our president, the war, and Pikachu. Be safe and buy more.
-from Fox News, April 8, 2007
Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.