READ THEM!

Hope that link worked.
OK, tell me what you think. I know some of them are weak. That was when I was low on ideas, but I think they're alright.

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Get lost

You spelled your nick wrong.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

and your comics blow

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Yeah, I know I spell my name wrong. It just looks better.

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MaxPayne, I just saw some of your comics.
The only one that was remotely funny was that robot arguement. Remember, anyone can say anyone's comics are crap.

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To me it just looks like you don't know how to spell.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Psychic Psycho

I cann sphell, scee

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Psychic Psycho

I cann sphell, scee

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Don't mind Bargaintuan and Max. Your comics don't suck.

Unless, of course, your comics do suck. In that case, they're absolutely right.

They suck.

You do realise that for some people sucking can be a very pleasant thing...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

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MaxPayne, I just saw some of your comics.
The only one that was remotely funny was that robot arguement. Remember, anyone can say anyone's comics are crap.

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I didn't realize not_Scyess had an understudy.

Well, I know that some of mine are rubbish. In fact I think that was probably the worst.
But that doesn't compare with the mountains of yours that are crap.
This is just one of them
[Click to view comic: 'CC 187: Hamlet Gone Wild']

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Get lost

If you knew anything about anything you would realise that...

(1) Max (and others) make gags about "the withdrawal method" on SC

(2) The comic is an entry for one of the Comic Competitions run on one of the message boards

(3) The comic is a pun (i.e. where "withdraw" has a double-meaning, as does "it's too late")

If you understood all of this, you would realise the comic is funny.

In your case, there are no underlying reasons behind the stuff you create - it would suck regardless.

I read them all. I don't get it.

By some you mean all 21, right? And if you'd bother to look in the Comic Competition Forum, you'd understand the point of that comic (which admitedly wasn't so great). But I wouldn't want you to hurt your brain, I know it must be pretty worn out after a hard day at middle school, what with all those big fractions and everything.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

You have much to learn, young apprentice.

I've been too busy lately to read through all the crappy newbie comics looking for hidden gems in the turd piles. So think of him more as a poor-man's replacement.

My brilliance may return next month.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That thread about multiple usernames got me thinking...

Not_not_Scyess?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Payne, you wnkr
I think your's are shit, you think mine are shit.
I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW

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I got a pretty good laff out of some of yours, Psyc. Yeah there was some lameness, but it detracted very little. My main advice: Never call yourself weird; never censor cuss words. Otherwise, good fun. I especially like where the guy climbs into prison through a window.

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What others say about boorite!

First off, Dont Fuck with MaxPayne or he will verbally Rape you and your whole family. You need to go back to the drawning board and start over, on second thought, go back, tear the drawing board up and then light it on fire...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Huh? Max always struck me as a pretty nice guy.

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What others say about boorite!

*blush* Oh boo, I bet you say that to all the semi-regs *bats eyelashes*

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leggo my dcomposed! ®