There's been a lot of back and forth about whose comics suck. While there's a lot of evidence on all sides of these arguments, I think I can settle the issue by showing you all what shit comics truly are.

[Click to view comic: 'My fawn has a rock band, what should I do?']

Cryptic inside joke, check. Bad rhyme, check. Funny.... WAIT, WHERE'S THE FUNNY?

Let's see if making a strip with an unfunny joke becomes funny if we say it's unfunny right in the strip itself.

[Click to view comic: 'I am not an animal']

Hmmm, nope.

Some unfunny strips are made specially for Comics Contests. Does this make them less unfunny?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 167: Ducks only club']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 161: Buildup!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 161: Chance of brainstorm']

Sadly, no.

Less is more. Is it more funny? Let's find out:

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Number 600!!!']

The answer: No.

Some formulae are so worn out that merely repeating them is cause for hilarity. But not this one:

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy postmodernism']

Is Dilbert funny?

[Click to view comic: 'Infringing the copyrights of United Features Syndicate']

Not this time.

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What others say about boorite!

Actually, BigEvilDan's "elephant man" quip was funny, but you had to be there.

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What others say about boorite!

The first two were funny as hell, and the rest weren't half as bad as some of the shite I've decided to keep despite being a donor.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I just read your latest strips with the elephants and the alien. Fuckin' genius man!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncredible!

*dies*

Before this thread, I hadn't realised how awful boorite's comics really are. He's coming off my favourites.