There's been a lot of back and forth about whose comics suck. While there's a lot of evidence on all sides of these arguments, I think I can settle the issue by showing you all what shit comics truly are.
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| We are eaten by fire ants! | |
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Cryptic inside joke, check. Bad rhyme, check. Funny.... WAIT, WHERE'S THE FUNNY?
Let's see if making a strip with an unfunny joke becomes funny if we say it's unfunny right in the strip itself.
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| Elephant Man, Elephant Man, does whatever an elephant can... | |
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| I can't believe I waited three panels for this. | |
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Hmmm, nope.
Some unfunny strips are made specially for Comics Contests. Does this make them less unfunny?
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| Let's see. Rules... rules, rules rules... make a comic... | |
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| ...make a comic... that is... make a comic that is... | |
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| Help me write this gag. "Disco sucks SO much..." | |
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| Let's see... think vacuum cleaner, vampire bat... uh, sump pump, low-pressure system, two-dollar whore... | |
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| ...chrome off a trailer hitch, white off a chicken bone, golf ball through a garden hose... | |
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Sadly, no.
Less is more. Is it more funny? Let's find out:
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Number 600!!!']
The answer: No.
Some formulae are so worn out that merely repeating them is cause for hilarity. But not this one:
[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy postmodernism']
Is Dilbert funny?
[Click to view comic: 'Infringing the copyrights of United Features Syndicate']
Not this time.
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