Looks like this is it, folks! Welcome, contestants, friends, romans, countrymen, lords, ladies, and gents!

As promised, here is the list of the contestants' true identities (in no particular order, of course):

drunkenboat
jes_lawson
dcomposed
WiLzzt
Andy Dougan
mmyers
MaKK_BeNN
MaxPayne
kaufman
spankling
Boinky33
Fuzzyman

So when you guess a secret identity, make sure it's one of those people. To reiterate:
[list]Rules for competing:
[*]You will be matched up in a best of one challenge with your opponent. Also, it's double-elimination, so if you lose you're not out yet.
[*]I will judge. Make me laugh.
[*]If your identity is discovered and posted by a competitor to the cup thread, you are automatically fully eliminated. Competitors are allowed one wrong guess, after that their guesses don't count, so DON'T POST THEM.
[*]The last person not fully eliminated wins.[/list]

The format for best-of-one challenges:
I will provide you with a competitor and a vague topic. Comic away!
Comic series longer than 100 strips will be disqualified.
Your deadline is 57 hours and 36 minutes from the time the topic is posted, unless you contact me and request otherwise.
(If you're bored, go on a scavenger hunt for information that might lead you to a secret identity! (or cover some tracks of your own))

The first best-of-one challenges are:
Thunder_lips VS squishy
Vague topic: Island Countries (IC)

EmilyWilliams VS shammo
Vague topic: Things that Vibrate (TV)

Saddam VS aikisquirrel
Vague topic: Politics and/or Star Trek (PST)

vanderaxel VS BioHat
Vague topic: Clever Uses for Paint (CUP)

Don't forget to bring your plate back in when you're done. Enjoy your sandwiches, boys.

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At Least is Doesn't Play Dixie by Shammo 5-22-03

bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... Wait. I got a call. Okay. bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... bzzzzzzzzz..... Oh yeah... uh... Damn! they hung up too soon. Now I know why you keep asking me to call and I never get you! Who is she! Who else you got buzzing you?!?

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Spatula: The act of spitting a short bit of music onto someone else.

Us G's not on dat list git a free ride 2 round 2, yo?

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Foo D-D-D-Donut.

WiLzzt is EmilyWilliams. Yay or nay?

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Foo D-D-D-Donut.

Yeah yeah we is be gettin' shafted up in this mug.

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Saying my prayers, taking my vitamins, making my comics.

Trip to the Islands with Barry and Mayonaise by Thunder_Lips 5-23-03

I've needed a vacation for weeks, Barry. The Sodomen Islands are going to hit the spot. True that. Except I think it's called the Solomon Islands. No way. The Sodomen Islands are where you can gamble, be naked, prostitute yourself legally, buy fire works that will blow your arm off and smoke hash, like New Orleans with sand. Right, but this is the 'Solomon' Islands. Oh......balls.

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I'm a newbie. What the fuck am I doing?

I hope you like them.

At the UN Delegation of Island Nations by squishy 5-23-03

Hello, I am the Delegate from Tonga. Good evening, I'm the representative of Chad. Wait a minute. Chad isn't an island. It is now. We dug a moat around it.

At the UN Delegation of Island Nations (part 2) by squishy 5-23-03

Just because you dig a channel around your country doesn't make it an island. My Iceland, now THAT'S an island. Look, we've detached Chad from the earth's crust. We can pick it up with a crane and drop it into the middle of the Atlantic if you'd like. Would that make you happy? As a matter of fact, it would. OK, GUYS, LET 'ER RIP! SPLASH!

EMILYWILLIAMS REPORT TO TOBOR'S OFFICE IMMEDIATELY FOR PENALTY CORNHOLING!

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RAAARRR!!!

*sigh* well that didn't take long. *sulks off into tobor's office*

EmilyWilliams has been eliminated by means of discovered identity. Shammo advances by default to round 2!

Other round 2 folks... begin! You have 57 hours and 36 minutes.

Bob_Barker VS Sancho
Vague Topic: Too goth to rock
GlazeYaDeadDonut VS diedougdie
Vague Topic: Ten Commandments

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squishy advances to round 2A, whereas Thunder_lips advances to 2B. Which one won and which one lost? It's a mystery!

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too goth to rock by Bob_Barker 5-23-03

Goths smell like cheese Dude, that frigging concert was awesome! You should of been there! I am wallowing in my own emotional diarrhea. I'm serious, look it up Then band came out on stage and fire flew from everywhere! The long wait outside was totally worth it! My vampire girlfriend broke up with me! Oh, woe is me! Go on, I dare you I am so going next year! I'm going to get front row tickets next time! I am so goth.

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Too Goth To Rock by Sancho 5-23-03

Okay, Father. If you want to be the vocalist for my head-banging, Christian Metal band, I've got to hear you! Right then. *ahem* LIFE IS DARK AND FILLED WITH PAIN / WE SUFFER MUCH IN JESUS' NAME / FOR ALL OUR SINS THEY SAY HE DIED / NOW EACH DAY WE'RE ALL CRUCIFIED!!!!! Um.... WE'RE ON A PAINFUL ROAD TO HELL / AND ALL CAST OUT LIKE ISHMAEL / WE SURVIVED THE FLOOD IN NOAH'S ARK / AND NOW DESCEND INTO THE DARK!!!!! That was fine, but do you know anything... happy? After being celibate for thirty years? Bite me, Christ-boy!

Thou shalt not have strange gods before me by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

Yo, old lady! I is da Big Daddy Yella Hat! I run this block and you is on my territory! What do you mean Mr. Yella Hat? I mean unless you is one of my hoes or one of my hoe's customers, you can fuck off outta my hood, bitch. I can't afford to have you stealing my buisness, yo. But I am not a prostitute. So you looking for a job is you? I'm just going to visit my grandchildren.

Thou shalt not take the name of the lord thy god in vain by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

So your grandkids is da hoes? No, they're just children. Kids is in high demand in dees parts at the mo. May I speek with the little money makerss? I don't think that's nessesary. Great! I'll meet you there in five. Oh Yella Hat Damn it.

Remember thou keep holy thy sabbath day by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

Yo, I am Mr. Yella Hat and you must be Glaze? I have a proposition fo yo! Shit, homeboy, I'm always up fo a proposition. How would you like a job wit da illest niggah on da south by sou'west northerly side? Shouldn't I be alive for dat shizzle? Aww hells no. You's da funky dead homie I been looking for to keep da freekies happy. You can work sundays (or holy mass-turbation day). Damn, dis is off da meat hook fo sheezy.

Honor thy father and thy mother by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

Glaze on da block, bitch, who wanna jock? My dead donut cock or rape my ass wit a glock. Yo, I'll be in dat fo sho! Dam dad, go home. I'm trying to work here. Dats why I'm here son, I can help you. Yo dad I'm not gonna git down wit you fo cash. Freebie fo sheezy den.

Thou shalt not kill by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

Hey dere captain, can I offa you a good time? Well I am looking for sex, but you seem to be a little dead. Is dat a prob homie? Perhaps if I was dead also it would not be. I can kill you, but it will cost you extra. Sure, litterally bugger me dead.

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Thou shalt not commit adultery by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

Fo give me fatha fo I hav sinned. Oh really? I have commited adultery with anotha dead homie. I is gay and a hoe. I think the lord can forgive you for that. Oh dat is great news fatha, do you think I should quit my job while I is at it? Hmm... Step into my confessional and we will "discuss" your repentance.

Thou shalt not steal by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

Buisness is slow afta da word got out about me n da priest. I thought all dat free advertising would hav been good fo buisness. Yo witch! Is you lookin' fo a dead homie to giv yo pleasure? Actually I am looking for a spy to bring down my arch nemisis AnyBoner Thriller, I heard you could help steal his prized azaleas. Well dis job ain't payin' shit. I guess I can work fo you. You can ride there on my broom, but in this line of work you'd be used to riding sticks wouldn't you?

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

What did you find out about AnyBoner Thriller? Yo, homie's prized flowas is just painted on da wall. I need you to do something else for me. Shit, I'll do anythang if da money is aight. I will give you $5 to sleep with AnyBoner Thriller's wife. Well shit, I'm gay, but damn, a whole $5? I'd kill myself again fo that much.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

Yo, you is da AnyBoner Thriller's biatch? Das right home boy, what of it? You got da tight bootay, woman, can I git all up in dat? Dawg, you know my man will be home soon and he will whoop yo ass good homie. Oh really foo? He will kill you again so you is even deader.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods by GlazeYaDeadDonut 5-23-03

Well if da bitch won't fuck dis dead homie I'll just burn down AnyBoner Thriller's house. Now I can git back to wat I am best at. Hey Santa! You eva fucked a dead homie donut boy befo? Hoe Hoe Hoe!

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As promised, here is the list of the contestants' true identities (in no particular order, of course):

drunkenboat
jes_lawson
dcomposed
WiLzzt
Andy Dougan
mmyers
MaKK_BeNN
MaxPayne
kaufman
spankling
Boinky33
Fuzzyman

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Well, I did, but I sent the email from the other adress (the one making the comics), I could have been lying when I said I was me.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

How do we know you aren't lying now?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You don't.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ooh! what a mystery!

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they oughta make a competition out of that! it should also involve some sort of cup in some way...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

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GlazeYaDeadDonut VS diedougdie
Vague Topic: Ten Commandments

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donut cheated! he/she made 2 comics for one commandment, leaving 1 comic not made! I move for immediate win of diedougdie!

Oh well. I fucked up on the numbering but there ARE indeed 10. Enjoy!

1) Thou shalt have no gods before me by diedougdie 5-24-03

Super Jesus: 0 Come on, who loves ya? Remember that thing I did with the fish? Those were good times, right? Man, I'm so conflicted. Without Jesus, we wouldn't have, like, the world and life and junk... but without Brad we wouldn't have Stripcreator! I can't decide! Dude, and you even cut the crusts off! Sorry, Super Jesus! Super Brad: 1 Dude...... I MADE Stripcreator. 'Nuff said. I also brought you this sandwich!

2) You shalt not make blah blah idol blah blah heaven by diedougdie 5-24-03

God was alot of things, one thing he All Hail Mighty Chair! All Hail Mighty Chair! wasn't was a very good story teller. All Hail Mighty Chair! [Doug] Finally, some recognition... Anyone actually READ the Bible? LOL! All Hail Mighty Chair All Hail Mighty Chair!

3) Thou shalt not misuse the Goddamn name of the Lord by diedougdie 5-24-03

Gabe: 0 Goddamnit, they cancelled Futurama! Jesus Christ those exec's at FOX are numbskulls! Hey, watch watch your mouth! Haven't you ever read the 10 commandments? Jesus Christ! Get off my case, alright? I don't give a good goddamn about you or your goddamn 10 commandments! That's it! Super Jesus: 1 Goddamn you! Some people never learn...

4) Remember the Sabbath day and something something by diedougdie 5-24-03

Super Jesus: 0 I'm going to church, baby. I'll be back in a few hours. Ok, honey, love you! Man, just another 3 hours of staring at John Madden's third chin and it's SUPER BOWL time, baby! Dude, I am so drunk. I think need to do another line! What the fuck is church? John Madden: 1 What the fuck is church? And now for a word from our sponsor, BEER!

(Really 5th Commandment. Adjust numbering of subsequent accordingly)

4) Honor thy Father & thy Mother by diedougdie 5-24-03

U.S. / Coalition Forces: 0 Now, Osama, how many times have I told you, no explosives in the house? Oh buzz off, Mom, I need to get this done tonight! Hey, young man! I won't be spoken to like that in my own cave! Damnit, look what you made me do! You made me drop the - Unwashed Arabs hiding in caves: 1

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5) Thou shalt not murder (but killing's still cool) by diedougdie 5-24-03

But.... you can't! I mean, read the title! Oh, that. Pffft. Murder By Death was a great movie.... Luckily for me I'm an atheist! I'm also a Republican!! >8=3D

6) Thou shalt not commit adultery by diedougdie 5-24-03

Last time on La Blue Girl: No! Not the hentai tentacle again! I've still got stitches from the last time! h@h@h@h@! 1t 15 i, 3vi1 3vi1 h3nt@i t3nt@c13! But I thought you were married? *sniffle* I was but, she left me for someone else. He was the lead singer of a famous Octopus Band that came through town a few months ago. Now I'm all alone... Ahhh, that hits the spot...

7) Thou shalt not steal by diedougdie 5-24-03

diedougedie: 0 So I says, "Well, Doug ain't gonna get banned by himself!" Ha ha! Everyone who avoided this joke: 1 What the fuck are you talking about?

8) Thou shalt not falsely narc on thy neighbor by diedougdie 5-24-03

C-c-can I help you, occifer? Uh, yeah, we got a call about a raving lunatic running around the street with no pants on... Uh-oh The description we got was a white male approx. 5'8", brown hair, eyes, mustache, glasses. You wouldn't happen to know anyone like that, would you? Yeah! Um... that sounds an awful lot like my neighbor, Kajun! He lives right across the street! Much 'bliged, sir!

9) Who's house? Run's House! by diedougdie 5-24-03

Damnit.... I want that house! Two houses, both bereft of dignity... Damnit.... I want that house!

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Sancho goes to 3B, Barker to 3A.

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