MMDM and Maxpayne like my comics so i figured why not see if anyone like my stuff. And please, dont post about my 1 doug comic. Im not involved in it anymore and think the whole thing is stupid. My earlier comics arnt as good as the new one though.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Here are my two favourites...keep it up...

Best Pickup Line Ever! by Ewwwww 5-21-03

Mind Ye, Ye dont sweat much for a fat lass Damnit, that should have worked.

We've all been there. by Ewwwww 5-22-03

Hey Jake, wanna play Magic? Like hell no, your a nerd. Well, If you change your mind I'll just be sorting My Serra Angel into My WarLords deck...lol what ever man... Get it...It was a joke...Serra Angel comes in Armada...hahahaha god I want to die...

omfg lol! seriously though, these were good

Does what ever a spider can.... by Ewwwww 5-22-03

We got a message from peter? I wonder what it says? Dear Mary Jane, Lose the top. From Peter. Dear Gwen, Help Mary Jane Lose the top. From Peter.

Obvious by Ewwwww 5-19-03

The only Question is who is the spy.

and, probably my favorite

Every RPG Ever Made. by Ewwwww 5-19-03

Hello sir,im looking for a golden sword. Do you know where it is. Well i had it but I sold it to a man for some Diamonds for my wife.He has a collection of red orbs.If you Find him some red orbs he might just give you the sword. How do I get the red orbs? You'll need a magic ax to destroy the guards protecting the orbs.You'll have to steal a monster truck to jump the bridge to get the ax. to get the monster... nevermind,Can I use your bathroom? I gave the bathroom key to a traveler and he forgot to give it back. You might be able to trade him some Spices for the key. To get the spices you'll need to take a boat, to get to the boat docks....

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

You are all funnier than I am right now and that depresses me greatly.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The RPG one is genius itself.

Thanks, If anyone else is reading this then please give me some feed back.

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"In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey. The monkey will spank us."

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Hahahahaha, those are good.

I loved that rpg one. I think I'll put you on my favorites just for that.

I bet Dungeons and Dragons isnt that fun. by whoreable 5-23-03

LETS PLAY SOME D & D I GET TO BE THE DWARF WITH A BAD ATTITUDE AND A BIG AXE +5 !! THEN I WILL BE THE GAME MASTER OK :) YOU DIED  :(

Sorry, you're not funny.

Given its date of creation, I suspect it was made after seeing Ewwwww's RPG strip.

Tip: never try to better somebody else's already-perfect strip.

YOU WOULD BE WRONG A-HOLE THAT WAS INSPIRE BY SOMETHING ELSE

I WAS JUST SHARING THE MAGIC A-HOLES

D&D and Magic are alike...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

RAAAR!!!!!! TOBOR LIKES MAGIC A-HOLES!

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RAAARRR!!!

Ewwwww's comics are some of the best on the site.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah, whatever.

It's about freakin' time I got my share of the magic a-holes.

Gimme gimme.

Great comics by the way Ewwwwww, may you continue to rock.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."