For a while, anyway. Since I've spent more time here than any other site for the past couple years, and met many cool people in the process, I thought I'd bore you with a short speech first.

Almost every dickhead thing I've said here was said in jest, or with ironic intent. Hopefully that was evident, but perhaps I'm not the best judge. If anything, I feel my judgement deteriorating as genuine dick tendencies of mine struggle to resurface. Time to shut the PC off and purge my wetware with some exposure to the big, scary place with the blue dome over it. What's it called? Oh, yeah... the outside world.

So long f@g0rts. I'm sure I'll be back at some point, in some form or other. And then you will all bow before me as I... sorry -- it's worse than I thought.

P.S.
To whatever extent I ever managed to post anything funny, it was only by observing much funnier folks and cribbing thier styles. Some of those people are still here from time to time, and if you even suspect I'm talking about you, you're probably right.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"1200 posts" That's got to be somekinda symbolism also.

I wish you guys would stop leaving, it'll just be Me, Boinky and dcomposed left, and we'll have to turn gay or something, oh...wait.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I am going to leave forever to get some breakfast and then I'll be back.

Is 1200 posts a big deal? Are they even worth counting? Does that mean you talk just to get that count up for some kind of obsessive compulsive reason? That would definitely explain the talking with no higher brain functions apparently directing that talking.

Please don't respond since that would assure another 99 posts at least to follow.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

No! Clark!!! I can't live without you!!!!!

I'm staying......FOREVER!

MU HA HA HA HA!

can we trade boinky for clark?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Hey!

I know it's not a fair trade. We'll also have to come up with some cash.... let's see.... boinky33 & about $48 dollars ought to cover it...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

All I can say is come back soon itsclark, it'll be a less funny system of interconnected computers without you.

Also, I'll pay up to $50 for boinky33, my harem in the Caicos Islands could use a new eunuch

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I guess something had to balance out the joy of 'Nate leaving.

See you in hell Clark, you magnificent bastard.

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Dad was flammable

Done deal, jes, just deposit the $50 in my PayPal account

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

:l

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I hope to see you back soon, clark.

Sure, I start making comics again and you leave. Fine. FINE. Be that way.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.