It's been a while since I haven't had to tell a new person how utterly worthless their lives are.
You, sir, are not utterly worthless. Seriously, you stuff does show promise. I liked the one of the robot doing The Robot. The one piece of advice I could give you is to steer very very very clear of any racial overtones of any kind, that'll turn people off faster than a Linda Tripp panty shot.
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leggo my dcomposed! ®