I know it's stupid, but I like it. I'm not done yet though. I hope at least some of you will like it.

Baby Juice #1 by boinky33 5-29-03

Daughter, how was your day at school? I feel really stupid doing this... Hey! Do you want the 100 bucks or not? *sigh*....Fine! Now, how about rubbing marmalade on daddy's ass hole? Uh....Sure thing, pop!

Baby Juice #2 by boinky33 5-29-03

Later.... Oh man, that was awesome! I feel dirty. Where's my 100 hundred bucks? On the dresser. Hey, can I get half off for cumming too early? No!

Baby Juice #3 by boinky33 5-29-03

What a glorious day! I got a smile on my face, a kick in my step, and a shampoo bottle up my ass! Absolutely nothing could ruin such a great day like this! (nothing) I think I'll get something to eat....

Baby Juice #4 by boinky33 5-29-03

la la la! Excuse me, sonny, could you tell me how to get to the catheter bag store? Sure thing, ma'am. All you have to do is take a left at Wallnut St. and then cram a sausage up your stanky cunt! Oh my! la la la!

Baby Juice #5 by boinky33 5-29-03

Later.... Welcome to The Motherfuckin' Deli. How may I take your order? I'll have a block of cheese, Sam. Here you are... Thanks! .... *CHOMP* That will be $9.75.... You dirty pig!

And just to let you know, the title has nothing to do with the whole comic.

Baby Juice #6 by boinky33 5-29-03

Sorry, Otis, but business has been low ever since Big Joe's Juicy Walrus Burgers opened. I got 48 kids to feed, ya know! Darn big business. Always steppin' on the little guy. Yeah.... ...... Well, I'm going home to eat a jar of relish.

Baby Juice #7 by boinky33 5-29-03

That Walrus Burger seems pretty good. But I don't wanna hurt Sam's feelings. ...................... Fuck feelings!

Baby Juice #8 by boinky33 5-29-03

Hello, welcome to Big Joe's Juicy Wal- ONE WALRUS BURGER, PLEASE! In a moment, sir. Fell free to snoop around while you wait. Okay.

Baby Juice #9 by boinky33 5-29-03

Otis snoops and snoops until he sees this through a key hole that is attched to a door. I am the owner of this establishment. My name: Mr. Owner! Yeah, I know. We known eachother for 11 years. Yes, well, are the plans to make all of America fat so they become food for me on my home planet of Kranuk ready yet? Uh....no, not yet. I know we can hide the fact that we are ALIENS, but how can we get all of America fat in only a few short weeks? Don't worry. We have been planning this for years. McDonalds, Burger King, and KFC are all in cahoots with me, THE KING OF ALIENS! ..........Right...........

Baby Juice #10 by boinky33 5-29-03

Wow, that is alot of information to recieve in only 3 panels. I must stop these aliens from eating us ...... Right after I take back those video rentals. Here's your Walrus Burger, sir! Wrap it up to go! I've got to save America from total devistation! Yeah right! And I'm a tucan with a heart disfuntion! I'm not even going to respond to that!

It gets a bit "meh" towards the end so far but it's easily as funny as when Mike fucked the hippo.

WE DEMAND MORE!

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Mike fucked a hippo?

When was that?

I am doing some fan art for Shape Factory. Hopefully done by end of June. The last panel will be Mike doin' a hippo.

The thing is absinthe fucks with my separation between fantasy and reality.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going back to bed with Drew Barrymore to dream about closer economic ties with Europe.

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...Oh yeah, and MORE COMICS!

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...............no................

Fine.

In that case, I claim this thread in the name of Jah. I an' I be gwn wid 'im han'. Natty Babylon.

I gwan put on mi Ayarn shurt and chase di Devil out of Eart. 'Im no gwaan be near no maan. Fuh rea-aahl!

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I don't recall Mike doing a hippo. Sheep and cows, yes, but no hippos. For some reason, though, most of your comics seem to have "hippo" in the URL.

One good ting about music
When it 'its yah ya feel no pain
So hit me wit music
hit me wit music, now yah
hit me wit music
hit me wit music

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well, those are old urls for my short living web comic Hippo Brothers. Anyway, what do you all think of my series?

I just want to apologise for my earlier comments about claiming the thread in the name of Jah. Alcohol was involved.

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I don't know, the phrase "baby juice" is wrong on so many levels that I can't bring myself to look at it.

Okay, I admit it, I'm just lazy.

And you're on my Favorites list anyway, so it's not like there's a reason for me to look at your stuff anymore.

Yeah, I didn't like them. I assume you're going to finish it off. But so far I'm not impressed with what I've seen. You can easily combine those comics so that every two parts fit into one comic. That's less for the reader to read and less comics you have to make.
Example:

Baby Juice 5-6 by crabby 5-30-03

Welcome to The Motherfuckin' Deli. How may I take your order? I'll have one block of cheese, please. Here you are that'll be $9.75. WHAT! I've been coming to this deli for years and the prices have never been this outrageous. Do you take me for a fool? No, it's just that buisness has been hard to come by now that the new Walrus Burger moved into town. So do you want that cheese wrapped up to go? For $9.75 you can go fuck yourself.

Those ten comics could have easily been 5. This would have made it easier on everyone who took the time to read them.
I like the title though.

FETALJUICE! FETALJUICE! FETALJUICE!

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Baby Juice #11 by boinky33 5-30-03

I must go see my friend Martin. He'll know what to do. ............... I just hope he finally got over me having sex with his girlfriend 12 years ago.

Baby Juice #12 by boinky33 5-30-03

Knock! Knock! Hello? MARTIN!!! SLAM!

Baby Juice #13 by boinky33 5-30-03

That jerk! I'll just wait behind his house until he comes out! hours later.... more hours later.... My feet hurt.

Baby Juice #14 by boinky33 5-30-03

What the? Otis? It's 6 am! Were you out here since 3 pm yesterday? Maybe... Listen, whatever you need, I'm not helping you out again! Well, I guess you don't want your morning paper then. You play a hard bargain, you bastard! Make me some waffles.

Baby Juice #15 by boinky33 5-30-03

Later-ish............... ...So aliens are running all fast food chains to get America fat so they can eat us? Precisely! I KNEW IT!

Baby Juice has been cancelled!!!!!!11 by boinky33 5-30-03

I'm giving up making this series. People hate it. Sorry for wasting your time.

:(
I liked it.

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sorry. the dream is over.

hey, 800 comics!

Thank you for the mercy killing. I know how hard it is to kill a series before it's over. It's hard.

*weep*

It was so young.