Just follow the rules below.

1. Make a comic about the end of the world.
2. Use the words Ultimate Doom.
3. Involve either Jesus, The Devil, or The United Nations.
4. Have fun with it.
5. Make me laugh.

I will except up to a 5 comic series but thats it. I will be judging on Wednesday Thanks for joining.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC 190: Make Planet Go Boom by MaxPayne 5-31-03

You know, Super Jesus, I'm tired of all this fighting. Let's put all this ULTIMATE DOOM aside and just call it a draw. What do you say? Sure, why not? Hey, did you hear the original line-up of the Eagles is touring again? Uhhhhhhh......

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Two comics fagueley orientated around the apocalypse.

Did you find this funny? Humour test 5 by bsy 5-31-03

Made for "End of the world" comic contest So the end of the worlds coming? Yup. Made for "End of the world" comic contest Any idea when? When I am born again. Made for "End of the world" comic contest You have no idea do you. no..

Did you find this funny? Humour test 6 by bsy 5-31-03

Made for comic contest. Jesus is coming. Made for comic contest. All will be judged. Sinners will burn in hell. Made for comic contest. Just saying.. You own a brothel and deal drugs to children.

More soon.

I really wanted to enter, but if I enter a CC it has to be a series, and if I make a series it has to be more than 5 comics.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

you cant make a 5 series?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I could if I wanted to.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 190 - Listen To The Lord Your God by Chi_The_Cynic 5-31-03

Dad's in a mood again, Gabriel... On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is mild and 10 is ultimate doom, what are we talking here? Remember Noah? Oh, Christ... AND NEXT TIME WHEN I SAY UNTO YOU 'DO NOT KILL', PAY GODDAMN ATTENTION, OK?

CC190: Ultimate Doom by UnknownEric 5-31-03

What's wrong, Mr. Jesus? I got a real bad feeling, kid, like ultimate doom is upon us. Oh, Mr. Jesus, it's a beautiful day. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. Be happy! You're probably right, kid. Thanks. And a poll of American people today shows that 98% of the public believe that Creed is the greatest band in history. Hah! I knew it!

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I has a flavor!

CC190: Ultimate Doom - The Dark Side by UnknownEric 5-31-03

I have a wicked plan to bring ultimate doom to the Earth, Scotty. Tell me more! Tell me more! Two words, Scotty... Carrot Top. Wow, I never knew you were THAT evil.

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I has a flavor!

CC 190: A Gnir Management by kaufman 5-31-03

I shall bring about the end of the world by foisting upon it the abominations of the 70s: first pet rocks and mood rings, then leisure suits, and finally the Bay City Rollers shall sing again! Excellent! The ultimate doom! Check it out. I got this mood ring. It changes colors. You idiot, you've got it on backwards. You've probably made it into a doom ring. A doom ring, huh? Uh oh, what does yellow mean? According to the Department of Homeland Security, it means we're likely in the presence of the antepenultimate doom.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 190: ULTIMATE DOOM by Bargaintuan 5-31-03

Id's finally released ULTIMATE DOOM!!! And it's ONLINE!!! JESUS H. CHRIST! THIS IS SO LEET! I'M GONNA PLAY THIS FOREVER!!! Two weeks later, civilization collapses.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Not to worry, then. According to the rules, series containing up to 5 comics will be excepted.

-- Smarmy Andy

An Exciting Announcement by kaufman 5-31-03

Distinguished delegates of the UN: I have good news for you. I have determined the mathematical function representing the probability of the end of the world. It is a smooth, regular cyclical curve, and we're nearing its low point right now. Rejoice! The ultimate doom is far off. Allow me to illustrate... I am unable to share in our previous speaker's optimism. What he presented today is indisputably a Sine of the Apocalypse!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Poor Devil by Spankling 5-31-03

You seem rather down, sir. Yes... Would you like to talk about it? It's just... well... What is the POINT of getting to destroy the world and wreak the ultimate doom when that sniveling twerp is stealing so much of my thunder? That was fun! What's next Uncle Dick? On to Tehran, my boy. On to Tehran.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now if they can get that damn navigation worked out by Spankling 5-31-03

July 1995, Seattle WA, USA Okay. I got the warehouses, contacts, distribution network. Now all I need is a good name for this thing. It has to sound big and powerful, but sexy too. I want something that gives me a boner but still seems respected and vast... Jeff Bezos has a vision. AMAZON!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

uhm... the ultimate doom is implied in that last one?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Israeli Job (Part One) by umfumdisi 5-31-03

...so I'm going to send you back to Earth. You are to travel, mingle, and report back to me so I can decide about your second coming. Sure thing, Dad, but, if I go back like this won't people recognize me? Good point. I'll send you back in your true form. Thanks, I'm getting tired of these piercings, anyway. IPSO, FACTO, CH-CH-CH-CHANGE-O!! *Sweet*

The Israeli Job (Part Two) by umfumdisi 5-31-03

And, my son, don't forget there are two words that must not pass your lips while you are on the Earth... Yom Kippur? No, the two words I mentioned five panels before this one. Oh, right! And those ellipses four panels ago indicated our missing conversation? Exactly. Remember those two words, but DO NOT use them--their intonement signals the immediate demise of the Earth. I shalt not forget, father. I'll be back in two weeks with my report.

The Israeli Job (Part Three) by umfumdisi 5-31-03

Jesus roams the Earth gathering info... Peace be with you, my brother. Y'all think yer better'n me? Whosoever believeth in Jesus shall have everlasting life. That's an interesting hypothesis. Love thy neighbor as thyself. I'm not putting up with that Shi'ite!

The Israeli Job (Part Four) by umfumdisi 5-31-03

Ask, and ye shall be forgiven. But I'm innocent. I swear. I HAD the "express written consent" of Major League Baseball. The wages of sin are death. Don't you mean, "be death?" I can't believe Dad created these idiots in the first place. I've got to go relax before I'm called home to give this report.

The Israeli Job (Part Five) by umfumdisi 5-31-03

Glad they had room at this Inn. My favorite movie is coming on--I can watch it and unwind. Sorry, our Feature Presentation will not be shown tonight so that we may bring you Wrestlemania 38: Ultimate Doom!!! WHAT!?! I can not believe they pre-empted APOCALYPSE NOW! oh shit You are in SOOOOOOOO much trouble, young man.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

How high was I? That last one of mine looks to belong to the last contest.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Also, there was no mention of Mengigo.

CC:Ultimate Doom Poker 1 by MDMM 6-01-03

Hey Satin,Look I got off that dahm cross! Cool wanna play Ultimate Doom Poker? How? Well Jesus,We bet something very speacil and winner gets it. Okay I bet Earth I bet your slong.

CC:Ultimate Doom Poker 2 by MDMM 6-01-03

FUCK!I lost well daddy gonna be pissed. Well that made my day! What are you gonna do to Earth? You'll see Jesus You'll see! 1 hour later NEVER! DAHM YOU!GIVE ME MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!

CC:Ultimate Doom Poker 3:Ending with a Cluck by MDMM 6-01-03

Wanna play Ultimate Doom Poker while you don't get the nuggets? Okay. If I win you give me nuggets if you win you get Earth. 1 hour later DIE! DIE! DIE! At Heaven God,Earth and all those species were killed by a chicken and right now Jesus is masterbating. Thats my Jesus!

Each one will promise the word this is crap coming from your mouth!

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

my mouth says "this is crap".

Earning a Devil Raise by kaufman 6-01-03

I did it, boss. It's worse than Minnesota. Horrible lighting, a spongy carpet that bounces baseballs like superballs, hanging speakers all over the place, a roof that's baseball-white ... Acoustics like an echo chamber, magnificent mildew aroma ... Yes, Mr. Selig, I HAVE CREATED ULTIMATE DOME! IDIOT! Do I have a funny accent? I asked for the end of the world. ULTIMATE DOOM! We owners are bleeding money. We need Armageddon! Now bring about the Apocalypse! Sigh, I guess I need to make the Cubs win the World Series. That'll take some work. All right, I'll give you a 10% bonus.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Haven't entered one for a while, computer has been being retarded lately (but it's fixed now).

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Poop.

Apocalypse Soon! Redux. by mmyers 6-02-03

The world as I have known it has been destroyed. I'm the last living person on Earth. *Click* Now I'll have all the time I want to watch TV. No one can interupt me. Bravo, A and E, HBO. Now I can watch you without interuption. Due to the apocalypse, MTV, the only channel left on Earth, will be playing Best of Spring Break from 1987-2003. NOOOOOOO!

Apocalypse Soon. (2) by mmyers 6-02-03

If MTV is still playing all of their usual crap, then someone must be left on Earth to program it. Maybe I'm not alone. I'll have to go to MTV's studios and see who is programming all of this drivel. Before I go, there's one thing I must do. So long, poor little TV set. I do this because I love you. The Real World will be right back*skrreezzz*

Apocalypse Soon. (3) by mmyers 6-02-03

There it is. The remains of New York City and contained therein, MTV studios. You're probably going to read some things in there, gentle reader, that you may not be ready to see. I advice you to stop reading now. Dear God... Excuse me, I think my face has been blown off and my legs are hanging from a lamp post. Can I borrow your cellphone?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Apocalypse Soon. (4) by mmyers 6-02-03

Journal entry: June 2, 2005. Walking through the city, I've encountered much carnage. The dead... ...the living dead... ...ugnhhhh... And the brain dead. 2 Fast 2 Furious is going to be the coolest fucking movie ever. Kappa Alpha Ki rulez!

Apocalypse Soon. (5) by mmyers 6-02-03

Journal entry: My search has led me here, MTV studios. But what is happening, I cannot guess. Hello? Hello? Greetings, homo sapien consumer. I am Bling-Blingbot 2000. Can I interest you in buying some Axe body spray or Maxim hair highlights for men? No, no thank you. This explains it. MTV studios is being run by robots. This is explains the disinterest in making quality programming. Actually, we've been running things since 1989. Can I interest you in a Girls Gone Wild 4 video for $25.99? Sure. Let me get my wallet...hey, waitaminute. No, of course not.

Apocalypse Soon. (6) by mmyers 6-02-03

Well, I have my answer, Bling-Bling. Guess I'll hit the road. You may check out anytime you like, consumer, but you can never leave. We have big plans for you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha! This is the true story of six robots and one humanoid, picked to live in a house... You kissed my boy friend. Slut-bot hates you! I miss my mother board. Melodramatic-bot is too emotional. to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting synthetic. Real (West)World! This place sucks. Chaos-bot hates everyone. I'm leaving. Where's Yul Brenner when I need him?

I think I broke pretty much every rule but I had fun, and isn't that the most important rule of all?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.