I want to know the exact whereabouts of the following people:

Lara7
ArtemisStrong
LadyJdotnet
DragonXero
Descolada99
Jael
Wirthling
Tinman
TheElPaso
Flickguy
habnem
lemur68
Nasty_Pope
Namgubed
Phreaky_chinchilla
the_rew
Smarmulus
krinkle

Some of these people may still be here and I've just not noticed, but if so, they need to post more, because I miss them, truly I do.

Also, if you can think of other people who are missing that I've forgotten due to being a dick, please, post your requests to bring them back here.

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Dad was flammable

Don't worry, I came back!

I have seen Jael on the Stripcreator IRC a few times within the last month I believe.

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www.bradsucks.net

Lara7 tried to give me a computer virus recently. No. Really. I told her about it and she got a shot. I mean ran virus scan.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think I've been playing ladyj in buttonmen, but the game is going at a slow pace.

I was just wondering what happend to Artie.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Jael's been in irc at least twice lately. I released a thick cloud of spores on her.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Didn't we decide he had moved house or job or something and didn't have net access for a while?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Did we?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I was on IRC and someone told me this. I can't remember who.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yeah, that was me.

Artemis moved to stay and work in a hostel somewhere, also, he was meeting the love of his life, or something.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Flickguy, Lara7, and lemur68 are still alive. They're just rapping different peeple in different places. Well, Flickguy maybe isn't rapping peeple. He was never into the rapping scene.

Smarmulus left a long time ago saying the forums gave him high blood pressure, or something of the sort. Wow, someone announced that they were leaving and then actually didn't come back! Shock of the century!

Artemis moved to go work at the Grand Canyon. He said he'd stay in touch, but he is a liar apparently.

lara7 also sent me a computer virus.

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www.bradsucks.net

Maybe Artemis fled in shame after we all saw his ridiculous hairstyle.

Phreaky is online all the time. She just doesn't come to the site anymore.

Lara7 sent me the same virus 3 times in one day.

I take it we don't have an answer for Wirthling?

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Dad was flammable

I haven't seen wirthling at all for a couple months. The rest I saw periodically here and there...except artie, but if he found his true love in a hostel at the grand canyon, kudos to him.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Reports of my demise have been greatly exagerrated.

Seriously, I´m not dead.

Honestly.

But beyond my continued existence on this planet, I have somehow embroiled myself in a deliciously painful conflict of emotions that fills my soul to the brim with a bubbling potion of delightful sadness.

(girl trouble)

And yes, I have not perished at the hands of a drunken Navajo construction worker, yet.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I can't believe ArtemisStrong is dead... They Oh Artie, I pine for you!

We're gonna miss you, bro.

I hate when they put stray "They's" in posts.

I is alive, but i is now am having bad grammar due to an incident involving spam and a plastic monkey.

Actually, I just got really burnt out and crazy busy with my job. But I think I may be back again for awhile. Every time I get away they just pull me back in, or something like that.

But hey, it's a little bit of an ego boost to know you're missed. I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, my stylist and most of all The Baby Jesus of Tuscon for making this all possible. I promised myself I wouldn't do this *weep* Thank you!

Umm yeah. I'm still as insane as ever.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I got IMed by DragonXero yesterday. It seems he's too busy listening to The Proclaimers to come on SC.

quote:

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Artemis moved to go work at the Grand Canyon. He said he'd stay in touch, but he is a liar apparently.

lara7 also sent me a computer virus.

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He and I had an AIM chat about how much Coldplay totally rocks.

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What others say about boorite!

I guess nobody was curious enough about my absence to try e-mailing me, you sacknibblers.

I just finished a series of programming classes. I really, really, really have gotten into programming and have been spending about 25 hours a day on it. myWife.thinks("you're getting carried away") but !wirthling.knows(myWife.whatSheIsTalkingAbout). I have a class, a vacation, and then one more class before I graduate and then I'll have some free time. Maybe then I'll get bored enough to grace you poor bastards again with my presence on a more regular basis.

BTW, the first thing I saw upon returning was Kajun's "Stripcreator: Refreshed" series. Whoa! I'm going to name my first child Kajun before I sell it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."