How many bails of hay does a momma bull eat? by Emperonine 6-04-03

How much does a momma bull eat? If a poppa bull eats 2 bails of hay a day and a baby bull eats a half a bail a day, how much does the momma bull eat? I don't know. How much? Not all cows are straight. There is no such thing as a momma bull. Yes there is. I should know, because I'm a momma bull. Can you blame her? That explains why you still have'nt had any calvs and why you always look at the other cows so funny. Yep!...............Although, I would go straight, for a little of your lovin', cowboy.

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Born and bred in the "Dirty South", USA.

Okay, I'm drunk, because I normally don't want to show up anyone else, but here is my earlier take on kinda the same topic...

Toro? Vaca? Mariposita! by choadwarrior 6-03-03

So want to have a sex change so you can have sex with bulls? On the contrary... I want to to become a cow so I can have hot lesbian sex with other cows. So you're some kind of... If you say "bull dyke" I'll gore you.