After returning to work it always takes me a while to figure out where I was - where I left off. It's like I journeyed to another life, then came back and had to pick everything up as if nothing happened. Thankfully my boss and coworkers are helpful, like Clango.

[Click to view comic: 'Clango Says: Always Try to be Helpful!']

Anyone else get that feeling?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I thought I'd resurrect this long-dead thread just to be wacky.

I don't have that job anymore. I'm looking for another - maybe jumping on glass while I say the alphabet.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You're hired! Can you start Tuesday?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You're hired! Can you start Tuesday?

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Works for me - do you pay in actual peanuts or will I need to report earnings to uncle sam? You know, after a year or two this might cut into that $17.00 worth of pennies you have saved.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I hate looking for work. I haven't had to do it for 6 years. Now that I'm graduating I have to find gainful employment. (I wonder if graduates students can get tenure.)

[Click to view comic: 'The Hardest Work is Finding Work']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."