After returning to work it always takes me a while to figure out where I was - where I left off. It's like I journeyed to another life, then came back and had to pick everything up as if nothing happened. Thankfully my boss and coworkers are helpful, like Clango.

Clango Says: Always Try to be Helpful! by Spankling 7-10-01

97... 98... 99... 100 Thanks! 100... 101... 102...

Anyone else get that feeling?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I thought I'd resurrect this long-dead thread just to be wacky.

I don't have that job anymore. I'm looking for another - maybe jumping on glass while I say the alphabet.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You're hired! Can you start Tuesday?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You're hired! Can you start Tuesday?

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Works for me - do you pay in actual peanuts or will I need to report earnings to uncle sam? You know, after a year or two this might cut into that $17.00 worth of pennies you have saved.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I hate looking for work. I haven't had to do it for 6 years. Now that I'm graduating I have to find gainful employment. (I wonder if graduates students can get tenure.)

The Hardest Work is Finding Work by israphael 9-23-01

Jon, you look like shit. How did the job hunting go? It was a long and grueling process. I had to wait an hour and a half before anyone saw me. Then I had to fill out a 25 page application, take a drug test, and pass a lie detector test. Finally, I had an interview with the CEO of the company. I thought that went well, until he asked me a question I didn't know how to answer. Why? What did he ask? Bowels in or bowels out?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."