This is my first attempt at a series (well... other than that one CC where we had to...). So tell me what you think. I should be adding more as well.

The Devil Needs A Job Part I by Rabid_Weasle 6-27-03

Mr.Satan is ready to see you Mr. uhhh... Evil. You wanted to see me Sir? Yes, we're cutting back on our staff and I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go... I can't believe this! After all I've done for this company! After 4 million years I get shoved out on my ass!... Oh... I love raising hell.

The Devil Needs A Job Part II by Rabid_Weasle 6-27-03

So now what an I supposed to do... my life is so meaningless... *sob* Oh god! Please show me the way!! Oops! Uhh... I mean... I should go rape... and murder... and... stuff... yeah... Or find another job... One that's evil...

The Devil Needs A Job Part III v1.1 by Rabid_Weasle 6-27-03

Do you want fries with that? Yes, please. Well you can not have any you lowly goat fucker! Mwa hahaha! Evil! Seriously though dude, we're all out.

The Devil Needs A Job Part IV by Rabid_Weasle 6-27-03

Did you just call one of the customers a goat fucker? And what are you going to do about it anal probe boy? I'll report you to the manager that's what... Oops...

The Devil Needs A Job Part V by Rabid_Weasle 6-27-03

You know what screw this! I don't need this job! Clean up register 3...

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Poop.

MEH!