Friday the 13th is coming up, and since we all hate Gabe now, I thought this would be a good place to post comics about bad luck and Gabe.

Friday the 13th Part Gabe by boorite 7-11-01

Gabe! Is my daughter alright? What happened? She'll be fine. See, when we got to the honeymoon suite, I nailed up a horseshoe for luck, and it fell on her head. Oh my! When you were carrying her over the threshold? No, when I was banging her like a pawnshop gong!

Wedding pictures may be viewed at his woodenbadger.

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We got to our honeymoon suite at about 2 in the morning, raided the ultra-deluxe mini-bar of it's signature Pacific-Northwest snacks and then passed out.

My wife's wedding dress, comprised of 8000 square yards of fabric, several hundred thousand buttons and lacking a user manual, proved a sufficient deterrent to wedding night hanky-panky, being slightly more difficult to breach than a bank vault. Had it not cost slightly less than our house I would have used a Sawzall to get her out of it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Woulda coulda shoulda. Dammit, when will mankind finally find a way to combine sex and power tools?

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=26319

Thursday the 12th by evil_d 7-11-01

Howdy. It's not a black cat, but I feel unlucky all the same.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=26471

Friday the 13th by evil_d 7-11-01

So, Gabe, it's Friday the 13th; I guess we'd better be careful. Are you serious? That "Friday the 13th" crap is hogwash. Why, last Friday the 13th, I was walking under a ladder, when suddenly I tripped over a black cat and broke my pocket mirror. But I've had nothing but good luck since then! What do you have to say to that? *There* you are, Gabe! I've been looking all over for you!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=26472

Saturday the 14th by evil_d 7-11-01

So, if a black cat crosses your path, that's a sign that you're going to have bad luck, right? That's how the old superstition goes. So what does it mean if crabby crosses your path? I guess that's the bad luck that the black cat was a sign of. And what does it mean if a freight train crosses your path at the same time as crabby? That's good luck!

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It ain't over 'til the big red robot anally violates you by boorite 7-12-01

Well, it's one minute to midnight, and nothing bad has happened yet! All that worry for nothing.

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Friday the 13th, eh? Bring it on, bitch!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet