Here are 4 comics I don't take credit for the jokes inside:

Jokes I didn't write #1 by Kaddar 6-29-03

Mitch Hedberg #1 On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...

Jokes I didn't write #2 by Kaddar 6-29-03

Mitch Hedberg #2 I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.

Jokes I didn't write #3 by Kaddar 6-29-03

George Carlin #1 Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. So? I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

Jokes I didn't write #4 by Kaddar 6-29-03

George Carlin #2 If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that shit? You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

But hey! Here's one that I DO take credit.

Rejected Cartoon Characters by Kaddar 6-29-03

Garfield: Chubs, the character jon rents a room too I love lasagna, also, I'm lazy, by the way, I ate your catfood. damnit. Archie Comics: Any reoccuring black male character Gee Betty, it'd be swell if went out together. Listen, I gotta go ... do... umm... well, I just gotta go. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Van Gough My weapon is a knife, and I swear, if you come any closer I'll cut off my ear.

Hahahahaha.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Those are all good jokes.

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Sex Piano.