Hello stripcreator, I am speaking to you from beyond the grave. By the time you read this I will be dead. This message is being posted in accordance with my dying requests and will.

How are you? I am fine.

Also I have finally gotten the kinks out of my own comic site. It's at www.atrianglemorning.com . There aren't many comics up, supposedly this will be a daily thing though. The game that is up is sort of ok.

Special thanks to brad for some php and Run DMC, and being down with OPP.

Yeah, you know me,
Allen

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www.allenhenderson.com

Hi mAAk. By mAAk I mean allen.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

is this a site that teaches retarded people about the outside world? if so you are doing a good thing

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

mAAk is not allenhenderson.

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What others say about boorite!

I like pretty much everything on this site, but in particular I think Playthings is really brilliant and the Which-Way Adventure is super cool.

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www.bradsucks.net

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ok if you people don't like my comics how about my idea for a lifetime movie. This is all I have left. My barrels are empty and I am on death's door.

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www.allenhenderson.com

Not as good as "Dude, where's my cock?"

Come on, he needs an antagonist. Like a False Love Interest. And introduce the True Love Interest earlier. And she inspires him, not the other way round. She overcame her armlessness to become a famous orchestra conductor.

Losing his legs has to mean something. Like maybe he was a Kung Fu guy or something. And when he loses his legs, he loses the heart of his girl, the False Love Interest. The legs stand for love! So when he wins the heart of the True Love Interest, he gets his "legs" back! Except he doesn't have legs, just a girl with no arms. But it's symbolic and it will make menopausal women cry.

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What others say about boorite!

A triangle Morning is one of my new favorite web-sites.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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Come on, he needs an antagonist. Like a False Love Interest. And introduce the True Love Interest earlier. And she inspires him, not the other way round. She overcame her armlessness to become a famous orchestra conductor.

Losing his legs has to mean something. Like maybe he was a Kung Fu guy or something. And when he loses his legs, he loses the heart of his girl, the False Love Interest. The legs stand for love! So when he wins the heart of the True Love Interest, he gets his "legs" back! Except he doesn't have legs, just a girl with no arms. But it's symbolic and it will make menopausal women cry.

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I've got the blog up and running on my comic site and have started putting incidental comics up there, in addition to the regular series. Take a look at it and give me some feedback if you want. www.atrianglemorning.com/DEARBLOG/
Props again to brad for helping me through the movable type process and also for being all man. Brad is all man, and I am not publicly saying this as some sort of repayment for him helping me with the movable type. Something like that would certainly not be true.

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www.allenhenderson.com

Wait I'm not done shilling myself.
I'm trying to get some traffic to some of my comics, and tried signing up with a webcomic listing engine. If you want to help me cheat the system you can go here and scroll down and click the link or click here to vote directly if you aren't even in to pretending to read and like the comic. If you do this you are a person after my own heart.
xoxo
Allen

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www.allenhenderson.com

Yes, I am after your heart. Please tell me where you live.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

is it true that after all your work on this site, your penis is still very small?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Yes.

I spend hours... days... putting up a plain html site (that no one should EVER look at) with a little tweaked javascript and think I've done good.

I voted for your shit or whatever that was I just did. Now I'm going to go look at more of it. But not the blog. Those give me gas.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Thanks! The blog is mainly just cartoons, though, not info about my pet cat, and the comics there are actually funnier than my main comics.

MaKK: If anything, the penis is only smaller now.

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www.allenhenderson.com

I totally have a new editorial up that is funny unlike most of the others.

http://www.atrianglemorning.com/editorials/rastamon.php

Here's a good blog cartoon too.

http://www.atrianglemorning.com/DEARBLOG/archives/000043.html

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www.allenhenderson.com

I love you allenhenderson. Marry me, and I promise to make you the best wife a man could have.

I checked out your website last week, even before this shameless shameless god-awfully shameless whoring. So far, I've only checked out Runned over Bunnies, and the game, but dug them both.

Though please PLEASE update the game in some fashion that allows me to commit bodily harm to that goddamned cobbler.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Updating the game is high on my priority list. I'm working on a complete re-tool which means a lot of reprogramming from the ground up. I sort of threw it together just to have a game in the menu until I could figure out how to do something better, I didn't expect it to be as well received as it was.

Also the cobbler needs your help, why would you do harm to him?

I made this mousepad on CafePress from the game:

No one is buying it but it looks pretty funny.

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www.allenhenderson.com

Oh, I don't know, maybe because he's trapped me in his GODDAMN shop where I split my existence between working on shoes and looking up a goddamn chimney!

But since you're obviously pro-cobbler (you hippy), maybe I could just pee all over his inventory or something.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Looks great. I like how in the game you err... re-introduce... the manticore after certain decisions.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

That manticore is the stuff of nightmares. Seriously.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.