Part ][ of this series is my 800th comic. Yay, me.

Like most of my series of late, it started with a good idea but eventually I didn't know where to take it.

I'll probably continue it, just for the hell of it. In the meantime, though:

Roommate Problems | by Scyess 7-09-03

. . . ! Did you leave Barry the list of groceries to pick up like I asked you? "List of Groceries?" I thought you said "pictures of his mom sleeping with the Chicago Bulls' mascot."

Roommate Problems ][ by Scyess 7-09-03

Hi, Sanna. Long time, no see. What's up? Well, I just had a fight with my brother and I was wondering if I could move in with you until things cool off. Er, this is your brother Hal, who enjoys violence for fun, has a record of being able to break into my house, and thinks of me "extra points?" Yeah. He kind of killed our roommate, and I'm annoyed at him. You're, um, not doing much to help your case. Well, what if I only bring five of the St. Bernards?

Roommate Problems ]|[ by Scyess 7-09-03

I'm sorry, I don't think letting you hide from your homocidal brother here is a good idea. But I'll pay rent, and help with housework, and... Look, this is my life we're talking about here... ...and when I take a shower, you will have a naked girl in your house. Grab your stuff! I'll show you to your room! Although, now I wonder if sleeping in those boxes behind the 7-11 is such a bad idea after all...

Roommate Problems |V by Scyess 7-10-03

Over here is the bathroom. Um, you probably shouldn't go in there until I get it cleaned up. Yep. And here's your room. Er, actually, better stay out of there until I can tidy up a bit... Actually, why don't you just help me fetch the flame thrower from storage. Normally that phrase wouldn't encourage me to stay somewhere, but in this case it's exactly what I needed to hear.

Roommate Problems V by Scyess 7-10-03

Okay, Jon, stay calm. So there's a girl sleeping in your house... yes, in your house!!! No! Calm down. It's just a girl, who is sleeping. No big deal. Just go to bed. Don't think about it. *click* Yes, just a girl. That's all. Just a few yards away! Ah! No! It's totally innocent. Go to sleep. All calm. Rest. Relax... sleep... calm... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA" Okay, Sanna, stay calm. Remember... I have the flamethrower...

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"Old" is the old new.

I thought it was really funny. The punhline of the first comic made me laugh really hard.

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Sex Piano.

Actually, I thought it got better as it went on. The last one was quite amusing. Good to see the return of Sanna.

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I has a flavor!