Battle of the Sexes (1) by kaufman 7-15-03

1969 Ha ha, I just gave you cooties. 1971 Ha ha, I just gave you a cold. 1973 Ha ha, I just gave you measles.

Battle of the Sexes (2) by kaufman 7-15-03

1980 Ha ha, I just gave you mono. 1984 Ha ha, I just gave you syphilis. 1985 Ha ha, I just gave you a baby.

Battle of the Sexes (3) by kaufman 7-15-03

1989 Ha ha, I just gave you herpes. 1993 Ha ha, I just gave you HIV. 1995 Ha ha, I just gave you mad cow disease.

Battle of the Sexes (4) by kaufman 7-15-03

2001 Ha ha, I just gave you anthrax. 2003 Ha ha, I just gave you leprosy. 2004 Damn.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Delightful stream of consciousness strips and a nice capper.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Super awesome.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah, what he said.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Kaufman is the Bob Dylan of SC.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Needn't noo?

I'm getting predictable in my old age.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

There was a forum thread with bumps in it which I can't find because I am endrunkenerized. All I remember is that kaufman made teh funneh for the 17 millionth time.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.