The Adventures of a Dead Flea 1 by Boritom 7-16-03

Thursday, 10:14am Saturday, 8:22pm Monday, 3:45pm Larry... are you dead?

The Adventures of a Dead Flea 2 by Boritom 7-16-03

Memorial day, 1972 Bastille Day, 1987 Shatner Day, 2306

The Adventures of a Dead Flea 3 by Boritom 7-16-03

People try... Me love you long time... But no matter what... It doubles as a can opener... Allow me to demonstrate! Dead Flea won't answer... Holy Shit! It's Jesus!

The Adventures of a Dead Flea: Journey of Discovery! by Boritom 7-16-03

Switzerland Paris Burbank

Inside a Dead Flea's Studio by Boritom 7-16-03

What... is you favorite word? Ummm... Okay. What... is your least favorite word? What... the fuck am I doing, interviewing a bug corpse?

I itch all over!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

And....
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Because I had to...
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Regardless of what others will think of me...
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The Adventures of a Dead Flea 6 by Boritom 7-16-03

TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!! ~flip~ Accomodating, isn't he?

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

And, finally...
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The Adventures of a Dead Flea: Fin by Boritom 7-16-03

As night falls upon our hero, we ponder what might have been, had his life not been cut so disaterously short. Might this single, insignificant flea be capable of great thought? Could he have been an anomaly among fleas, brilliant in the methods of science and literature? Could he have been a poet, a philosopher, a world leader? We shall never know, for this flea is dead! Alas, with only one final thought to impart... Death sucks!

et tu, Raid?

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]