This is something I came up with last night, as I went to bed. What does that say about me? :-/

Double Gayative by Bargaintuan 7-18-03

HAHAHA! LOOK AT THE GAY FAGGOT!!! Dude, that's a double gayative. If I'm a "gay faggot," I must actually be straight. Right? Uh, I guess. Actually, you're kind of cute...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Ha! There was a kid back in grammar school who always used to call people "gay faggots." I thought it was stupid even back then.

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I has a flavor!

Someone would have to be a stupid idiot not to realize "gay faggot" is redundant and repeats itself.

You gay faggot of a homo.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's a triple gayative - he just called you an ass bandit!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.