Jael! I need another dose of Ouija Ouija!

Ouija Ouija we don't really need ya! by Jael 6-14-01

Imagine if you will, horror flick running on the tv, Jael is sufficiently tired of Ouija board and decides to have a beer and watch tv. Next on USA's UP ALL NIGHT - The Horror Edition: Carrot Top, The love of a lifetime oh crikey! Jael jumps ten feet into the air as the silence is broken..... *brrrrring* GOOD GAWD IT'S 2 AM...who the HELL is calling me!!! That better not be Gabe! If I have to pick up his heroin soaked ass again I'm gonna dump him at the Methadone clinic. to be continued..... MRRRROWR!...Hissssss! click., Fooferkitty? Quit doing that you're freaking me OUT!

Please continue the series!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'll have you know it was opium.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.