Well if women can be logical at all....

Untitled by bounder 8-05-03

Well, how did the blind date go The guy was a total tosser. I had to pick him up. found he had left his wallet at home so I had to pay for the meal and the drinks, and while he was at the bar he chatted up some little slut. Throughout the evening he talked about himself and fucking football while steadily getting pissed at my expence and on our way home he asked if we could go back to my place and have a shag. What did you do? I took him over the other side of town, stopped outside the first house with a closed gate, asked him to get out and open it then drove off. What the fucks wrong with me, why cant I meet a nice man.

Logic by bounder 8-05-03

You are in luck. a friend has just come out of a long term relationship. I think you would get on well. leave it to me. Well.... alright if you think he's OK and not like that wanker the other night.......yes. Hi, how did the date go with my friend. The night went well. He paid for everything. He was very attentive and polite, opened doors for me, held my chair I could'nt have been looked after better, and he did'nt try anything on after. Great. Are you going to see him again. No.... I dont think so. He was.... um.... well..... I.. a.. you see... uh...(sigh) you see... he was, nice.

I don't get it. Although, i don't know any women - that probably doesn't help.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Well, the thing is, they weren't funny. And quite chatty. Boring, if you will.

I like your idea, I THINK, but it would be better if these comics were much more to the point. Perhaps one comic, featuring the first comic in one panel and less words, then the second comic in the last two panels, with a punchline, would be funnier. You have the funny idea, it just doesn't get expressed well in this set of comics. Try to edit a lot and get things down to as little dialogue as possible.

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Sex Piano.

I stumbled across a couple of comics which do a better job putting this idea across :D

Dating sucks by Dana 7-09-01

Ya know i really think you deserve better. You are such a wonderful person I know i do...im so sick of broken hearts Maura, whatta ya say i take you out to dinner? it'll take your mind off him Ya know Pete youre a really sweet guy, and i dont want to ruin our friendship So yer sayiing that im a great guy, but you would rather date jackasses who dont appreciate you and treat you like shit ....basically

attraction by Dana 7-19-01

hey there sexy hi... So lets jump to it, i know youre dying for me to give it to you EW! get the hell away from me you perveted asshole! no, i really dont believe in sex before marriage. The woman i love with all my heart i will marry, and then give all of myself up to her Oh god i want you to do me

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity