I do these.

How to be hated: a study by NeoVid 6-12-03

1: Subject finds place he/she greatly enjoys, and goes there often. Hey, everyone. grunt. This unfortunately results in repeated exposure to subject's personality for authorities there. Any of the other regulars here yet? No, they're not always 30 minutes early. 2: Constant contact with subject's personality eventually concentrates to toxic levels. Huh, hadn't noticed you were planning to repaint. If you don't like it, you don't have to come here.

How to be hated: a study, 2 by NeoVid 6-12-03

3: Severe phase begins. Any action or lack of such on part of subject is interpreted negatively. If you don't take some weight off that shelf, it looks like it'll fall any minute. I was going to notice that, dammit! 4: Terminal phase. Subject attempts to stand up for self, making matters far worse. You might not know, but you got the rules wrong when you were telling the other regulars how that game ran. I help out as much as I can, but... If you don't like our policy, you don't have to come here! End. All I did was be who I am. That is my crime, and also my punishment.

No prob by NeoVid 8-13-03

One of my major problems is that I have a dislikable personality. I've spent several years trying to change myself. Now I'm just as dislikable, but I don't feel bad about it.

Feelin' fine by NeoVid 8-14-03

You just said that your life is screwed up. How can you look so happy? I realized a long time ago that it's better to work to be positive than feel bad. So you're sort of aggressively cheerful? Yep, I'm militantly gay.

Yes, I really do just refuse to get depressed.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"No prob" is excellent! I've felt like that before.

Great stuff NeoVid, know where you're coming from. Good to see you back I reckons.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm not back, since I've never left. I've been making these comics since I got in trouble again at the place I made those first two strips about.

50% untrue by NeoVid 8-14-03

Jerk! Did you fall on your head as a kid?! Yes.

Why I'm despised

Someone once told me, "Just be yourself." Boy, did that ever blow up in my face.

by NeoVid, 4-19-02

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And it suddenly occurred to me the reason that people here can still stand me...

Untiled. Wait, it has tiles. by NeoVid 8-14-03

Ah, Stripcreator. I'm glad there's one community I've been a part of that didn't end up despising me and kicking me out. Hm. Just realized I haven't actually posted in a while. "Hey, everyone. I'm still around." "NEOVID?! Shit, I thought we banned that retard!"

Not a cry for help. by NeoVid 8-14-03

The fact that I have a grating personality really screws me over. Mainly because I keep going to any place I like to be, which means the people there end up hating me faster than places I don't care about. In all my life, there have been only three communities I've been a part of that haven't rejected me eventually. But, recently I think I'm doing better, since most people I meet these days are indifferent to me. In fact, there's only one type of person who still takes an instinctive dislike to me... ...Authorities who actually have the power to have me thrown out. Big improvement.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Annnnd one last one.

I [heart] Me

Well, could be worse. I could have a good personality, and be unattractive.

by NeoVid, 8-15-03

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Neovid? I thought we banned that asshole!

What? Somebody had to do it. But seriously, those were funny. So I guess it's not serious then. Let me try again.

Funnily, those were funny. Nope.

Hysterically, those were funny.

I'm ok with that one.

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Sex Piano.